What do Mexicans wear when they are sad?

A sombre-ro

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📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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I came back from office early today

Only to work from home for the rest of the day

Today is truly Friday, De sombre 13th.

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👤︎ u/penzuin
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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My son saw some sneakers hanging from the phone lines in the street...

... he asked me "Hey dad, how did those shoes get up there?". I sombrely explained to my son that sometimes, when shoes die and they ascend to heaven, the laces get caught up and they get stuck like that.

My Son: "Dad! Shoe's don't go to heaven!", Me: "Of course they do! They've got soles don't they!?"

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👤︎ u/bisscuitt
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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My Dad's Deon.

Today, my dad told me about his friend Deon, and the many nicknames he had when he was job-switching.

Dad: He works on boats now, so we call him Freeon Deon (I didn't actually get this one.)

But before that, when he worked in the lights section of Home Depot, he was Neon Deon.

And when he was a plumber, we called him Peon Deon.

But after a while, he told me, with such a sombre and serious face, that that entire time, Deon's wife worked at one hard, thankless job to keep his spirits up.

Me: What was that Dad?

Dad: Her job... was to Be On Deon.

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👤︎ u/Griffinson
📅︎ Jul 23 2014
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Handing out the meals from Mcdonalds...

I notice that there aren't enough straws for everyone. As I take the last one I announce in a sombre tone: "This is the last straw". A collective groan by everyone brought a smile to my face :D

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👤︎ u/Xirious
📅︎ Apr 05 2014
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