I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity

I just couldn't put it down...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Altar-83
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When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...

I couldn't put it down.

As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lazlowoodbine
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If gravity suddenly flipped upside down, that's when

Shit hits the fan

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/No_Dot110
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I just finished reading a book on anti gravity.

I couldn’t put it down πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChuckBerry2020
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2021
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Gravity Falls has the best puns
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IRONGOD2020
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2020
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Gravity is such a depressing topic to talk about.

It really brings me down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/th3_warth0g
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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I just read a fantastic book about gravity.

...I couldn't put it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spanky2222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2021
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What did Newton think when he discovered gravity?

Shit is about to go down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sarlock-_1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2021
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bjlind718
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2021
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Gravity is so depressing

Always bringing me down...

The stairs, hope my leg heals soon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2021
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Gravity has had me depressed lately

It really brings a guy down

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2021
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My son asked me if gravity kept us on the earth

I'm up in the air on that one

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/North_of_the_flames
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2021
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I just took a pill that makes you defy gravity

Hell of a comedown.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BaronVonMilk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2021
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Got this new book about zero gravity

I just can’t put it down

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theotheslytherin6xy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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Let me try uncle gravity next
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Klutzy-Bandicoot-685
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?

A groundhog

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FurriesRGay14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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Gravity
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KillSpyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2019
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I hate gravity...

...it always lets me down

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blue_Jay2735
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2020
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I like telling jokes about gravity.

People fall for them every time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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I think I have found the identity of "The Man". It's gravity.

It's always trying to keep me down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2019
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Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?

You get gravy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lafilafi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2020
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The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.

No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leebo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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My friend told me a very bad joke about gravity.

I still fell for it.

Edit: you guys pulled out better ingenious puns.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2020
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My doctor recently prescribed me some anti-gravity pills for my depression.

They have been extremely up lifting.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Orrboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2020
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Gravity is the most successful...

At letting people down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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During quarrantine I decided to enrich my science knowledge and started reading a book about anti-gravity.

I couldn't put it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/enganere
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2020
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I've been reading a book on anti-gravity

I just can't put it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pattersonjeffa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2021
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe

but if you remove it, you get gravy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

I can't put it down

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hatem96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2020
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity;

I can't put it down!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRaptorMovies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2020
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I started reading a book on anti-gravity

I can't seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beltarius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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I'm reading a book about anti gravity

It's impossible to put down

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DELTA213203
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkumbagKira
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
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Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...

You still have Gravy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_houser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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I’m reading a book about a world without gravity...

It’s impossible to put it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TFeyner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2020
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Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2019
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I’ve been reading this book on Anti-Gravity.

So far it has been impossible to put down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Knowbody-_-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2020
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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Gravity is really depressing

It's always bringing everyone down

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2020
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

and I can't put it down !

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jbrown1012
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2020
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I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2020
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I am reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2020
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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity...

...it’s impossible to put down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/carnegiefriend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2020
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

It's impossible to put down

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2020
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The other day a friend of mine told me a really bad gravity joke.

I still fell for it though

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Peterback
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2020
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can’t put it down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BethJ2018
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2020
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I’m currently reading a book about gravity

It’s impossible to put down

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2020
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sb4410
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