I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity
I just couldn't put it down...
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︎ Apr 19 2021
When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...
I couldn't put it down.
As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
If gravity suddenly flipped upside down, that's when
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︎ May 13 2021
I just finished reading a book on anti gravity.
I couldnβt put it down π
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Gravity Falls has the best puns
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Gravity is such a depressing topic to talk about.
It really brings me down.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I just read a fantastic book about gravity.
...I couldn't put it down.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What did Newton think when he discovered gravity?
Shit is about to go down.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Gravity is so depressing
Always bringing me down...
The stairs, hope my leg heals soon
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Gravity has had me depressed lately
It really brings a guy down
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︎ Mar 06 2021
My son asked me if gravity kept us on the earth
I'm up in the air on that one
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I just took a pill that makes you defy gravity
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Got this new book about zero gravity
I just canβt put it down
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Let me try uncle gravity next
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Gravity
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I hate gravity...
...it always lets me down
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I like telling jokes about gravity.
People fall for them every time.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I think I have found the identity of "The Man". It's gravity.
It's always trying to keep me down.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.
No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!
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︎ Aug 25 2020
My friend told me a very bad joke about gravity.
I still fell for it.
Edit: you guys pulled out better ingenious puns.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
My doctor recently prescribed me some anti-gravity pills for my depression.
They have been extremely up lifting.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Gravity is the most successful...
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︎ May 31 2020
During quarrantine I decided to enrich my science knowledge and started reading a book about anti-gravity.
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︎ May 27 2020
I've been reading a book on anti-gravity
I just can't put it down.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe
but if you remove it, you get gravy.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity;
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I started reading a book on anti-gravity
I can't seem to put it down.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I'm reading a book about anti gravity
It's impossible to put down
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Iβm reading a book about a world without gravity...
Itβs impossible to put it down.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Iβve been reading this book on Anti-Gravity.
So far it has been impossible to put down.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
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︎ May 19 2020
Gravity is really depressing
It's always bringing everyone down
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...
and I can't put it down !
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Iβve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, itβs impossible to put down!
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I am reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down
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︎ May 24 2020
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity...
...itβs impossible to put down.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
It's impossible to put down
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︎ Jul 16 2020
The other day a friend of mine told me a really bad gravity joke.
I still fell for it though
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Iβm reading a book about anti-gravity.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Iβm currently reading a book about gravity
Itβs impossible to put down
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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︎ May 17 2020
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