I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...

I couldn't a-fjord it.

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π€︎ u/nonononer
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Truly Superb!
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π€︎ u/slightly_lisdexic
π︎ Feb 03 2020
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Superb Owl

Canβt believe the sky high prices for tickets to see a band at the Hard Rock stadium this weekend! Anyone heard of the βSuperb Owlβ? Canβt find them on Spotify.

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π€︎ u/Zerospan01
π︎ Jan 28 2020
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I stopped by the grocery store to thank the butcher for some superb steaks they cut for me

They were very nice to meat

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π€︎ u/wawoodworth
π︎ Mar 06 2019
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Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.

Dark, isnβt it?

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Feb 25 2019
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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π€︎ u/cyclopropagative
π︎ Jun 03 2020
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How do you measure millennials?

In Instagrams

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π€︎ u/CyberSpork
π︎ May 20 2019
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I recently created a graph illustrating my past relationships.

It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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π€︎ u/mkoruda
π︎ Sep 19 2019
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Hope everyone has a great time tonight at your owl watching parties!

I hear they are all going to be superb!

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π€︎ u/Benacor
π︎ Feb 02 2020
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Julius Caesar walks into a bar...

He says, βIβll have a martinus.β

Julius Caesar replies βIf I wanted more than one, I would have asked for it.β

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π€︎ u/devnodegree
π︎ Sep 05 2018
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I phoned up the wine shop.

I said, "Hi, do you do deliveries?" He said, "Yes, sir. Of course." "Superb," I said, "I've got a Domino's Pizza ready to pick up."

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π€︎ u/TommehBoi
π︎ Nov 01 2019
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After all these years, he's still got it.

Being a father of my own, I'm still envious of the masterful skill in which my dad can come up with his material. While driving down the interstate, a Miller Lite truck pulls out in front of us, more quickly than he should. My dad swerved to the left to avoid my door from getting broad sided by a tractor trailer. I yelled from being startled.

Me: He almost hit us!

Dad: We're fine. I can handle this.

Me: He almost totaled the car! What if he had hit us? I could be dead!

Dad: Nah, you would've been fine. It was Lite beer.

Me: (jaw dropped in awe and amazement)

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π€︎ u/taggsyoureit
π︎ Feb 26 2014
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I saw a bird play in a Football Championship Game once.

That was one Superb Owl.

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π€︎ u/da_one1morelight
π︎ Feb 04 2019
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Did you guys hear about the big birdwatching event tonight?

Supposedly there was a superb owl!

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π€︎ u/jmeast
π︎ Feb 08 2016
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I know its been posted before, I don't care.

My dad always used this one on me whenever something hurt, and I, in turn, use it on my sons.

• Me: "dad, my foot really hurts"
• Me: (groan and walk away because I should've known better)
• Dad: (yelling as I'm getting out of his line of dad joke fire) "WELL ITS KILLING ME!"

I find this joke superb nowadays

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π€︎ u/a_little_too_late
π︎ Feb 23 2014
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Wheres the owl?!

I came home form college so my dad and I could continue to watch the superbowl together. After halftime he came back wearing binoculars. He would hold them up to his eyes and look over the TV every so often. Then he said, "Son i can't find the owl."

Me: "What are you talking about?"

Dad: "Well don't look at me... the newspaper said the superb-owl was going to be on the tv today."

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π€︎ u/crispyjay
π︎ Feb 03 2015
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I asked him if he was excited for the superb owl...

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π€︎ u/doctor-rockso
π︎ Feb 04 2014
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So I heard the Eagles won the Superb Owl.

Poor owl.

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π€︎ u/thedocproc
π︎ Feb 05 2018
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