If you'd like to go instead, it's at St. Peter's Church on Main Street at 6:00 pm. Her name is Melanie and she'll be wearing all white.
It’s already gone viral.
Only a...buck an ear?
I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.
Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!
It should be a metaphor for constipation
NetfLIX
I told him, "It's a tie, dad"
"No, thanks. We'll pass."
It was the best one I've seen all year
It crosses the line.
They're very talonted.
Probably the best one we'll see all year
We skip most of the football due to the annoying announcers, confusing rules and frequent replay delays, but I was able to come up with an answer when he asked what happens when both teams fail to score in OT. It’s a tie, Dad.
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It's weird so many guys named John got together to commit the same crime
Me: Anyone win yet?
Dad: No, but I know who will!
Me: Who, then?
Dad: The one who scores the most points.
:L
It's always "team coverage".
Dad: So tomorrow I am going to lost wages Me: What? Dad: Las Vegas, get it? -5 minutes later- Dad: We need to go shopping to whole paycheck Me: ? Dad: Sorry I meant whole foods, get it? cause it takes a whole paycheck to buy food there!
The team with the most points.
Me: Is the next Super Bowl just going to be "L"? Cause that doesn't sound as cool as XLIX. It needs lots of Xs.
Dad: Maybe it'll be XxV, get it? Like X times V.
Me: Uh-huh. Wait, did the Romans even know how to multiply?
Dad: Of course they did, that's why there were so many of them!
"How do they repaint that yellow line on the field so fast?"
Dad: Since the Seahawks came out to U2 music they will win.
Me: Wal-Mart had four copies of the Joshua Tree on vinyl. What a waste.
Dad: I'll buy one tomorrow... with or without you.
…the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
