Kansas City Chiefs Puns

A list of puns related to "Kansas City Chiefs"

Mantra of the Kansas City Chiefs' defensive line

The Bucs Stop Here!

Edit: thank you for alerting me it's "bucs" not "bucks". My dad experience (4 months) is better than my football knowledge

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👤︎ u/redditredemptiontoo
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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Recently, the Kansas City Chiefs acted quickly and had to pull their team barber out mid-cut because they learned he tested positive for COVID.

Guess you could say that it was a close shave

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👤︎ u/zomgz0mbie
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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What did the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback say when he saw his real estate properties go up in flames?

Mahomes!

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👤︎ u/spaneika
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Do you know why the Kansas City Chiefs' gameplan has been figured out?

It's because they're a one-Tyreek pony.

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👤︎ u/RichardArschmann
📅︎ Dec 08 2017
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During the Denver-Kansas City game on Sunday...

My dad and I were talking about how some people find team names like the Chiefs and Redskins offensive. Out of respect for these people, he started referring to KC as the "Kansas City Executives." Took me a minute to get it. Very funny dad.

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👤︎ u/alapanamo
📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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