Super Bowl Party Puns

A list of puns related to "Super Bowl Party"

In the car to super-bowl party

Dad: So tomorrow I am going to lost wages Me: What? Dad: Las Vegas, get it? -5 minutes later- Dad: We need to go shopping to whole paycheck Me: ? Dad: Sorry I meant whole foods, get it? cause it takes a whole paycheck to buy food there!

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👤︎ u/ShinobiX
📅︎ Feb 02 2014
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I'm the only one not eating the homemade Guacamole

Super Bowl party. Lots of snacks. My daughter made guacamole, and everyone loves it ... Except me.

I'm not really a Guac kind of guy. It's not in my DNA. "But it is in my RNA."

Head scratching and groans.

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Feb 07 2016
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