They were discussing an advent calendar which had angered people because the part of Baby Jesus was played by a sausage.
One of the panelists, I think Mo Rocca, quipped that people were frank-incensed.
...I couldn't put it down.
1080P
Even our cake was in tiers.
The cow told me to live in the moo-ment.
This isn't my joke, I just thought it deserves to be on r/puns
When it was clear his dad wasn't in sitting, he went to the window and saw his dad...
Was outstanding
It was ENLIGHTENED
The Thing is made of rocks.
I think it was a good ovum.
Had fantastic seats. We were assigned them.
...but few people realize that when they weren't on tour they had a side job as muscologists.
They had an extensive collection of mosses.
He was struggling to do something so I offered to help:
Hey buddy do you need a hand.
No thanks, I have two.
I always tell her the awesome jokes that I find here and other places. She rolls her eyes ninety percent of the time, as one would expect.
Well the other day I was going up an escalator and got zapped by static electricity-
Me: Ouch!
Her: Aww, it must be because you're such an electri-cutie
I was so proud, it nearly brought a tear to my eye.
So we're talking about the Renaissance festival (Plantersville, Texas) and the stuff you can buy there since my buddy has never been. I was saying you can buy swords, armor etc and this is how the conversation goes.
Me: Dude you can buy long swords there, mail armor etc.
Chris: So can you buy female armor too?
