What a Marvelous pun! ...wait
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I really like that actress in βHouse of Cards,β βManhattanβ and βThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.β
Iβm a Rachel Brosnafan.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
MARVELous
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︎ Nov 21 2018
Need help on Avengers and Medical related pun
doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.
I'm a part of the WANDaVision.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
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︎ Jan 10 2021
When Chris Hemsworth was cast by Marvel they gave him an exercise routine. When asked what he thought of it, he responded
I was Thor just thinking about it.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Marvel at the
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?
I mean he's essentially a giant banner
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Which Marvel superhero is Fozzy Bear's favorite?
Black Panther.
Waka-waka-wakanda forever!
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︎ Nov 18 2020
If Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos...
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I support Statehood for DC
But also Marvel and Dark Horse.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Which Marvel antihero says the most wordplay jokes?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.
"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.
The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."
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︎ Jun 17 2020
If you think Marvel is planning to clone Benjamin J. Grimm,
you've got another Thing coming.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.
They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."
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︎ Jan 04 2017
Crossover with marvel
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︎ Jun 30 2019
A marvel-ous pun
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
THE TRUE MARVEL, F
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︎ Nov 14 2018
Girls who like marvel are loki kinda cute.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
When Captain Marvel goes to the bathroom it's creepy.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Dad isn't a marvel fan
So I put on hulk cosplay and I send a pic of myself to pops
Dad? Guess whose this?? <<
>> A virgin.
Fml
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︎ Nov 19 2018
Marvel -ous
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︎ Dec 03 2018
What Marvel character grew up in San Francisco but ended up playing baseball in Tampa?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
A true marvel
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︎ Nov 14 2018
Whatβs Caitlyn Jennerβs favourite Marvel series?
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︎ Nov 13 2018
Did they really think it through?
Marvel obviously ran out of names for their heroes. They named him "Antman". Wouldnt it just be better to name him "Uncle"?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard
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︎ Dec 12 2017
Why did Thanos settle on Asgard for his vacation?
He wanted to keep it low key (Loki)
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Marvel hired a new comic book artist, her name is An. They told her to create a new character.
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︎ Dec 11 2018
My wife just said, βItβs overβ, and started walking out on me β-I just sat there.
I really enjoy watching the end credits.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos.
She was played by Debris Larson.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk
He's essentially a giant banner
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︎ Jan 03 2020
I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...
....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...
He's basically a giant banner.
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︎ Oct 26 2018
Idk why Marvel hasnβt tried to put advertisements on Hulk.
He is essentially a giant banner.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
I don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put ads on hulk
He's essentially a large banner
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︎ May 24 2019
Idk why marvel hasnβt tried to put advertisements on Hulk
He is basically a giant banner.
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︎ Dec 02 2018
I donβt why marvel hasnβt tried to put advertisements in the hulk..
Heβs pretty much one giant banner..
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︎ Apr 30 2018
I donβt know why marvel hasnβt tried to put advertisements on the hulk
Heβs essentially a giant Banner
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