What a Marvelous pun! ...wait
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alonn12
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I really like that actress in β€œHouse of Cards,” β€œManhattan” and β€œThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.”

I’m a Rachel Brosnafan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/backalleywillie
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MARVELous
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/david_pridson
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Need help on Avengers and Medical related pun

doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jakka_Jakka
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I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.

I'm a part of the WANDaVision.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ihateentitledparents
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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When Chris Hemsworth was cast by Marvel they gave him an exercise routine. When asked what he thought of it, he responded

I was Thor just thinking about it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oppy1984
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Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AussieWizard
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Marvel at the
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UrGonnaHateMe4This
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Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?

I mean he's essentially a giant banner

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toolaroola12
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Which Marvel superhero is Fozzy Bear's favorite?

Black Panther.

Waka-waka-wakanda forever!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ptshoink
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If Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos...

she'd be Debris Larson.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Negative_Integer
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I support Statehood for DC

But also Marvel and Dark Horse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ekim84
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Which Marvel antihero says the most wordplay jokes?

The Pun-isher

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kishenoy
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My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.

"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MagnetCarter
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I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drogers5606
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Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:

"No it's not, it's MUNday!" The apprentice has now become the master.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drozzi007
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I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.

The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jurassicbond
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If you think Marvel is planning to clone Benjamin J. Grimm,

you've got another Thing coming.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayInRed
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DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.

They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kwakerjak
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Crossover with marvel
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnzaw17
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A marvel-ous pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RijsAgainst
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Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?

It's Marvel-less

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ggd_x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2021
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THE TRUE MARVEL, F
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ManikSahdev
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Girls who like marvel are loki kinda cute.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/benjodor
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When Captain Marvel goes to the bathroom it's creepy.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2019
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Dad isn't a marvel fan

So I put on hulk cosplay and I send a pic of myself to pops

     Dad? Guess whose this?? <<

>> A virgin.

Fml

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Swaggersouls_2001
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Marvel -ous
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/david_pridson
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What Marvel character grew up in San Francisco but ended up playing baseball in Tampa?

Bay-to-Ray Bill

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Socratio
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A true marvel
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cnecatigil
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What’s Caitlyn Jenner’s favourite Marvel series?

The X-men

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Connorb1203
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Did they really think it through?

Marvel obviously ran out of names for their heroes. They named him "Antman". Wouldnt it just be better to name him "Uncle"?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kriskidd21
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If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard

With Avengers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iplaymeinreallife
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Why did Thanos settle on Asgard for his vacation?

He wanted to keep it low key (Loki)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dinzlo
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Marvel hired a new comic book artist, her name is An. They told her to create a new character.

She called him Andrew.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nogxx
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My wife just said, β€œIt’s over”, and started walking out on me β€”-I just sat there.

I really enjoy watching the end credits.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos.

She was played by Debris Larson.

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I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk

He's essentially a giant banner

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LysdexicGamer
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...

....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Paturious
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I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...

He's basically a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fresh1134206
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Idk why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk.

He is essentially a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skycannon7
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I don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put ads on hulk

He's essentially a large banner

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GamingGod07770
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Idk why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk

He is basically a giant banner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scooby-did
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I don’t why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements in the hulk..

He’s pretty much one giant banner..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sweatybooty1983
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I don’t know why marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on the hulk

He’s essentially a giant Banner

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