Dentist: This is extraordinary! You don’t seem to have any teeth at all!

Woman: I’m here for a smear test

Dentist: oh that’s next door!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTAD2108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My friend is pastor of a church that has no divine historical figures with extraordinary spiritual and moral insight...

It's a not-for-prophet organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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High mass in the extraordinary form
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prlmn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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My wife has an extraordinary ability to cook persevered food from a jar.

Her cooking is uncanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saffmj23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I'm in the process of writing an extraordinary telescope joke.

Watch this space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why were the electrons from the volcanic eruption sent to prison?

They were charged under extraordinary circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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There most unfortunate thing that can happen to an ordinary man

Is to have an extraordinary father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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A hornbill in a rainforest...

A hornbill in a rainforest screeched triumphantly! β€œHahaha I am the king of the birds for I have the biggest beak.” He sat on his branch smugly, smiling to himself when another bird with an extraordinary beak landed beside him and scoffed,β€œToucan play at that game.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASquishyWorm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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