13 Hilarious Uncanny Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Not to brag, but I have this uncanny ability of guessing what’s inside a wrapped present.

You can say.....it’s a gift.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 18 2020

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Looked up “Uncanny” in the dictionary

And the definition was very weird.

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👤︎ u/maximusheadroom

📅︎ Apr 28 2020

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My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...

`It was his weather vein.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 14 2020

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What causes that vague feeling of unease when you look at an anthropomorphic salad?

The uncanny Hidden Valley effect.

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👤︎ u/Jester57

📅︎ May 22 2021

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How much canned dog food should you feed to your dog?

About a canidae.

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👤︎ u/Whind_Soull

📅︎ Feb 26 2021

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My wife’s activity today was jarring.

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👤︎ u/scartol

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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It’s amazing how most jars look alike...

The resemblance is uncanny

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Sep 20 2020

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My wife has an extraordinary ability to cook persevered food from a jar.

Her cooking is uncanny.

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👤︎ u/Saffmj23

📅︎ Mar 07 2019

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I keep having to remind my wife & kids not to throw aluminum in the regular trash.

Their commitment to recycling is uncanny.

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👤︎ u/casimir1978

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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New houses without toilets are strange...

They're uncanny.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 10 2018

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Toddler (n.)

Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a lovable creature

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👤︎ u/drwtsn_thirty2

📅︎ Jan 09 2018

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I bought a can opener today, but it doesn't seem to work.

Turns out I bought a can't opener.

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👤︎ u/naynay143

📅︎ Jan 13 2015

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Some bad dad jokes about Europe (very bad)

Germany has to be one of the smelliest countrys in Europe

-Its so bad they have a town called Cologne

Did you know France has a sibling that had a child?

-Neither did I but its the only explanation for Nice

Poland has this uncanny habit of not finishing its stories

-Warsaw what?

Belgium loves its greens

-City named Brussels gives it away

Everytime i tell anyone of these I need to laugh as the absolute cringe my girlfriend makes and then laugh through the pain of her hitting me whilst saying "Its just not funny".

Personally I love them and I thought i would share them with you.

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👤︎ u/xXxXREMNANTXxXx

📅︎ Jan 07 2017

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