I can't put my finger on why but I really like the word endearing
It just has such a ring to it
My kids think I call my wife dear as a term of endearment...
But it's because of the horns growing out of her head...
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. If you don't get it look up "panda" in the dictionary ...
"Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."
Since today Merriam Webster even has the word dad joke:
"a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny"
Took a girl named Amy on a date to Dave & Buster's...
(Dave and Buster's is an arcade)
She absolutely beat me at any shooting game we played, as well as basketball. Afterwards I told her, "I figured out why you beat me at basketball and those shooting games. I have terrible aim, but you're a little more Amy."
My dad sent me this with the title "10/10" (x-post from /r/punny)
I like "je ne sais quoi" puns...
They have a certain... endearing quality that's hard to describe.
