Give me antagonizing Fish puns

I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!

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📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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My friend keeps antagonizing Humpty Dumpty....

He keeps "egging" him on.

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📅︎ Aug 19 2017
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My wife screamed "There's an ant on my computer!"

When I look at it, she had changed the background to a picture of her with our nephew... /r/auntjokes

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📅︎ Mar 09 2015
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