Back in my day, I had to do it one at a time.
The steaks are low.
It's called focus features
Mission Im-pass-a-bill
“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”
I mean well.
Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it.
They did not like my crude humor. I'll have to refine it.
Creepy white vans.
People keep shouting"Look! This guy has got some retardation!"
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
That's just sixist.
Cos they're just too mean
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What did the fence say when someone said something mean about him?
"That's offensive"
A vegeta-bull
Edit: It’s been brought up that I should’ve said bovine instead of cow. I definitely didn’t mean to offend anyone! I literally thought this stupid joke to myself while in the shower lol
I heard he's on the Chex offender list.
She'll be sari!
Because seven was a "six" offender
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
Crimea river
A perp hole.
They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.
The host says, “What are you dressed as?” I tell him, “I’m a harp.” He says, “But your costume is to small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and tell him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
But I’d falafel if I offended anyone.
Because they cant stand it
Coz, the next door neighbor put a fence around his house
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
The judge asked her, “first offender” “No,” she says “first a Gibson then a Fender
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
