Elongate
Investi-gate.
I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...
They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.
I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....
Turns out they were skimming a bit off the top.
Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
Because Elon-gate will go on forever.
They were liming their pockets.
He refused to step down!
They're calling it ElonGate.
They're nun too pleased.
Hopefully, their future robots and A.I. will be more PC.
Elongate is really a stretch.
He should have known it was not the right Tom to Have her for dessert.
Elongate.
Apparently some toothpaste companies are on Santa's naughty list. Many are calling it the Coalgate Scandal.
He said "That's Busch league!"
Talking about the condition of one of the power saws at work (construction):
Boss: Do you know if that saw is working properly now? Did (coworker) manage to fix it?
Me: Yeah, it's running now, only problem it that it doesn't cut any longer...
Boss: Huh?
Me: Yeah, it only cuts shorter.
The original conversation was not in English, but the pun works in my native language too.
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...
I was asking my friend about a word I couldn't remember.
Me: Hey, what's a synonym for affair?
(The word was scandal)
Him: Carnival?
In regards to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and the cocaine and drunken stupor scandal...
My dad: "Rob's Ford should be recalled"
slow clap
Edit: spelling
While watching the pre-Oscars red carpet:
Girlfriend: "Kerry Washington's dress is really boring"
Me: "I guess you'd call that a...Scandal."
My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.
DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor Peña.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street Peña Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of Peña". Get it, Jalapeño?
ME: ...
Elon-gate would be really drawn out
ElonGate would be really drawn out.
Elongate would really stretch on.
Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it
