Did you hear about the inmate that died from anaphylactic shock?
His cell mate was a total nut
I got a really nasty shock when I picked up the wife's taser today.
Fucking expensive, those things.
I used to get small shocks every time I touched metal objects, but I don't anymore.
I'm just ex-static.
Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?
Of course - it goes without swaying!”
Nurses in the maternity ward don’t want babies to be in shock by the temperature change when they’re born.
So they make sure it’s set at womb temperature.
This one weird object will literally shock you!
Wanna hear something that will shock you?!?
A taser
A conductor kissed a girl in his bus, police took the conductor to jail and gave him electric shocks but it had no effect. Why?
because he was a bad conductor.
Cat in shock after climbing under car. (OP /u/ronaldinjo) gfycat.com/DecimalRegular…
One of my friends just told me how they broke their phone even though it was in a shock absorbing case.
It was quite a break thru. A shocking discovery.
I've always gotten small shocks when touching metal objects, but that stopped recently.
Needless to say, I'm ex-static.
What happens when you stick clickbait in an outlet? What happens next will shock you.
I love the fleeting second of shock you get when you stumble over an extension cord.
Seriously, what a power trip.
After God changed Saul’s name, he stood there in shock
You could say he was a Paul’ed
I'm pretty happy about losing my ability to give electric shocks
You could say I'm ecstatic
The defibrillator had to give more than one shock.
It was re-volting.
I went to pick up my son the other day, and there was a static shock. I realized it's true what they say...
Having kids grounds you
Why did Spock wake with a shock?
Because he set his alarm to STUN!
Went to daughters Gymnastics event and was expecting Shock and Awe.
All I saw though was Awe Shucks...
I used to get painful shocks when touching a doorknob...
...but not anymore! I'm ex-static!
New shock absorbers make a car easier to control.
That goes without swaying.
I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.
Needless to say, I'm ex-static.
I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped...
Needless to say, I'm ex-static...
