A list of puns related to "Shocking"
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Electricity
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My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.
Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.
We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"
Itβs just reminding you of your potential.
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She just doesnβt have the balls anymore
An i-opener.
"Look at this!" I said. "It contains 95% fat!"
She replied, "You're just pointing at me in a mirror."
They're calling it the New NES memo
Did you hear about the Chess Grandmaster who, after he lost a match, destroyed the table with a massive hammer and called lightning bolts down to destroy his opponent's car?
He was banned from future competitions for being such a Thor loser.
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