Suffer the Reaper Cushions
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Never start a pillow fight with Death...

...unless you're sure you can handle the Reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Toilet joke

What do u call a cushion on the toilet seat?

A stool softener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrwizit
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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If you get into a pillow fight with death...

Be prepared for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToothSleuth86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Never have a pillow fight with Death.

Unless you're ready to handle those reaper cushions.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight....

Otherwise you'll face reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I stole two sofas from death.

Turns out I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rengokufan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I challenged Death to a pillow fight.

Now I have to face the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mudpucket2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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One of the hosts of the View invited me to her home and we sat in her den. She then offered a pillow...

It was a Whoopi cushion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I've always hated throw pillows, but this one is dope!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBruh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I tried to challenge Death to a pillowfight instead of a chess game

But I was unable to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qmechan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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You should never fight a pillow

Unless you wanna face the reaper-cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haydnsmith7506
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared to face the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/St0rmyKn1ght
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What happens when you sleep in Death's bed?

You will have to face the reaper-cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Today my mom turns 53, and it's tradition that my dad fills the kitchen with posters before she wakes up, wishing her a happy birthday. This year's were some of his worst (best) work.

http://imgur.com/a/1qKYz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hhjrxymos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2015
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Recently bought a couch company

Sofa I’ve been getting very few customers. It’ll be good if I get some soon. That would help cushion the blow when I tell my wife where the money went. Anyways, I better find a way to fix this. The chairholders aren’t too happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FactoryBuilder
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Don't get into a pillow fight with death

Unless you are willing to face the reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kamikaze101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I wrote a bad joke about a pillow with my previous wife's face on

Terrible ex a cushion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Nothing really mattress... imgur.com/gallery/be7NBOx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CattyKate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2014
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How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?

One per cushion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnectomy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Loss of a loved one

I hope this is the right sub.... I'll never forget the day we lost my grandmother. It was a deeply difficult time. But it turns out she had just slipped between the couch cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/likeCircle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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At a moment of exasperation

I have twins that each have a stuffed fox they love. I find one on my couch cushion and pick it up before sitting down after a rough day.

Kid 1: "papa, can I have that fox?"
Me: "sure, sweetie"
Kid 2: "can I have a fox too?"
Me: "sorry, peanut, I'm all out of fox to give"

edit: formatting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0x6d1e
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2014
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My radiographer dad.

Dad: "I had to CT a guy at work today. Poor guy had been hit in the head with a pillow."

Me: "Wha... a pillow?! How hard was it?"

Dad: "Pretty hard. They were worried he might have con-cushion..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattazza
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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Why shouldn't you sit on deaths couch?

Because of the reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrotechnicist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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Talking about couches with the girlfriend

Me: I wouldn't think a couch minds many things.

Her: Nah, they're pretty chill.

Me: Yeah. Unless you take off the cushions. That just makes them uncomfortable.

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Eugene Polley, the inventor of the tv remote died at the age of 96.

He was found at his home in between the couch cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullheadofha1r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saibotspons-alien
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshuaFnBoyer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhena_lahrie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Never Challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you are prepared for the Reaper Cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3chnophile
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re able to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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