Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?

It’s making headlines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laserspewpew_
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Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?

They are making some headlines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcnickster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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The police asked me why i was carrying so many pillows

I told them i was resisting a rest.

Credit to u/tooshiftyforyou

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheese_Boi20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Officer: Sir, why are you carrying pillows?

Because I’m resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redrocketinn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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When you hit the pillow to go to sleep

It's like a portal to another REM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kidd-o
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?

It’s really making headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTuxedos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?

They made headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A pillow made from wood
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rd916
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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As a journalist I only sleep on corduroy pillows.

That way I always wake up with headlines ☝🏻

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleIsAkward
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Never start a pillow fight with Death...

...unless you're sure you can handle the Reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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A friend of mine just told me his boyfriend dumped him when he found out he had a Bakugo body pillow!!

"WHAT!?!?!" I cried, "THAT GUY IS UNBEWEEBABLE!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MontanaScotty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you are prepared to face the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight...

Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.

stolen from r/jokes. Credit to u/shopcounterwill. I don’t know how to link or tag stuff on Reddit

Edit: apparently I do. Haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmorris82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I wrote an article on pillows

It was really just a fluff piece

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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My wife bought 9 pillows for our bed claiming it's a necessary aesthetic

But I think it's unnecessary fluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AureliusCM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow?

It's been making headlines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ingechu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What pillow set do the church organist and his wife have?

Hymn and Hers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yyzable
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows

What a weird thing to lye about

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad-44magnum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Have you heard of the new corduroy pillows?

They are really making some headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urnotfunnylol
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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If you get into a pillow fight with death...

Be prepared for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToothSleuth86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows?!

They're making headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WulliesTime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases?

They've been making head lines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepinonthenet13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Corduroy pillow cases are back in the news.

They’re making all the headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Back in college I was so poor I used a bag of chips for a pillow.

It was Frito Lay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out

I'm down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torgor_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Roasted my pillow today

It was quite some discussion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I got rid of all my pillows and now I sleep better than ever

I rest on my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversquid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Hear about the new corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jalfredproofrock
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Never have a pillow fight with Death.

Unless you're ready to handle those reaper cushions.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I challenged Death to a pillow fight.

Now I have to face the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mudpucket2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

It's making headlines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

There making headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waffel-daddy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Never challenge Death to a pillow

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebaspa1219
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saibotspons-alien
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Have you heard about corduroy pillows?!?

They are making headlines!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tw1ch1e
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Haven't you heard about the corduroy pillows?

They are making all the headlines...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_aPOKalipto_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshuaFnBoyer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

It's been making headlines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedi_Lucky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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