As a kid, when I felt vulnerable I'd often build myself a pillow fort.

I did so out of an abundance of cushions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emjay144
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2021
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Never challenge the grim reaper to a pillow fight....

Unless you’re ready for the reaper cushions!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skrimps1000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2021
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Did you hear about corduroy pillows?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MNguyen720
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2021
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The other day, I bought some decorative pillow cases from a sketchy website.

Turns out it was all just a sham.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ember82O
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2021
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I was going to buy a new pillow....

but I decided I better sleep on it first

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evening_Flatworm5850
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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Remind me not to pillow fight with the wife...

Currently sat in hospital with a concushion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2021
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When you hit the pillow to go to sleep

It's like a portal to another REM.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kidd-o
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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The police asked me why i was carrying so many pillows

I told them i was resisting a rest.

Credit to u/tooshiftyforyou

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cheese_Boi20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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Officer: Sir, why are you carrying pillows?

Because I’m resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redrocketinn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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A pillow made from wood
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rd916
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2020
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I wrote an article on pillows

It was really just a fluff piece

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Assregionalmanager
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2020
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A friend of mine just told me his boyfriend dumped him when he found out he had a Bakugo body pillow!!

"WHAT!?!?!" I cried, "THAT GUY IS UNBEWEEBABLE!!!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MontanaScotty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2020
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As a journalist I only sleep on corduroy pillows.

That way I always wake up with headlines ☝🏻

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2020
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My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows

What a weird thing to lye about

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sad-44magnum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2020
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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight...

Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.

stolen from r/jokes. Credit to u/shopcounterwill. I don’t know how to link or tag stuff on Reddit

Edit: apparently I do. Haha

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timmorris82
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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My wife bought 9 pillows for our bed claiming it's a necessary aesthetic

But I think it's unnecessary fluff.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AureliusCM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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What pillow set do the church organist and his wife have?

Hymn and Hers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yyzable
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2020
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Did you hear about the corduroy pillows ?

They are making headlines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2021
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Never Challenge Death to a Pillow fight.....

...Unless you are prepared for the Reaper Cushions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TrikkWikkid5150
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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Have you heard about these new corduroy pillow cases?

They're really making headlines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/No_Sink7512
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2021
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Corduroy pillows:

they're making head lines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/44tacocat44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2021
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?

It’s making headlines!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Dick_Whitman_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2021
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Have you heard the news about the corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/henrydawinkler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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Did you put hear about the corduroy pillow?

It's making headlines!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/askirk87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?

It’s making headlines

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/laserspewpew_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/junkman203
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2021
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Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight!

Unless you are ready to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Holy_Kynon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SmartassBrickmelter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2020
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Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?

They are making some headlines

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kcnickster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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Never start a pillow fight with Death...

...unless you're sure you can handle the Reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?

They made headlines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/diceblue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TurtleIsAkward
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2019
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?

It’s really making headlines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CanadianTuxedos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2020
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Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow?

It's been making headlines

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ingechu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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If you get into a pillow fight with death...

Be prepared for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToothSleuth86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you are prepared to face the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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Have you heard of the new corduroy pillows?

They are really making some headlines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/urnotfunnylol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2020
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Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

It's making headlines

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

There making headlines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/waffel-daddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2020
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saibotspons-alien
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2019
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Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows?!

They're making headlines.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WulliesTime
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2020
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Never challenge Death to a pillow

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sebaspa1219
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2020
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Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases?

They've been making head lines!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/creepinonthenet13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2019
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