As a kid, when I felt vulnerable I'd often build myself a pillow fort.
I did so out of an abundance of cushions.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Never challenge the grim reaper to a pillow fight....
Unless youβre ready for the reaper cushions!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.
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︎ May 19 2021
Did you hear about corduroy pillows?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
The other day, I bought some decorative pillow cases from a sketchy website.
Turns out it was all just a sham.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I was going to buy a new pillow....
but I decided I better sleep on it first
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Remind me not to pillow fight with the wife...
Currently sat in hospital with a concushion.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
When you hit the pillow to go to sleep
It's like a portal to another REM.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
The police asked me why i was carrying so many pillows
I told them i was resisting a rest.
Credit to u/tooshiftyforyou
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Officer: Sir, why are you carrying pillows?
Because Iβm resisting a rest.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
A pillow made from wood
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I wrote an article on pillows
It was really just a fluff piece
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︎ Aug 09 2020
A friend of mine just told me his boyfriend dumped him when he found out he had a Bakugo body pillow!!
"WHAT!?!?!" I cried, "THAT GUY IS UNBEWEEBABLE!!!"
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︎ Sep 19 2020
As a journalist I only sleep on corduroy pillows.
That way I always wake up with headlines βπ»
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︎ Oct 05 2020
My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows
What a weird thing to lye about
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Donβt challenge Death to a pillow fight...
Unless youβre prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.
stolen from r/jokes. Credit to
u/shopcounterwill. I donβt know how to link or tag stuff on Reddit
Edit: apparently I do. Haha
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︎ Sep 23 2020
My wife bought 9 pillows for our bed claiming it's a necessary aesthetic
But I think it's unnecessary fluff.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What pillow set do the church organist and his wife have?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows ?
They are making headlines.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Never Challenge Death to a Pillow fight.....
...Unless you are prepared for the Reaper Cushions.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Have you heard about these new corduroy pillow cases?
They're really making headlines.
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︎ May 02 2021
Corduroy pillows:
they're making head lines.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Have you heard the news about the corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Did you put hear about the corduroy pillow?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight!
Unless you are ready to handle the reaper cushions.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?
They are making some headlines
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Never start a pillow fight with Death...
...unless you're sure you can handle the Reaper cushions.
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︎ May 19 2020
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight
Unless youβre prepared to handle the reaper cushions
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
Theyβre making headlines
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless youβre prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?
Itβs really making headlines.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow?
It's been making headlines
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︎ Jun 14 2020
If you get into a pillow fight with death...
Be prepared for the reaper cushions.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight
Unless you are prepared to face the reaper cushions.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Have you heard of the new corduroy pillows?
They are really making some headlines.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless youβre prepared for the reaper cushions.
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︎ May 23 2019
Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows?!
They're making headlines.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Never challenge Death to a pillow
Unless youβre prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases?
They've been making head lines!
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Never challenge death to a pillow fight
Unless youβre ready to face the reaper cushions
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︎ Aug 20 2019
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