Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
The police asked me why i was carrying so many pillows
I told them i was resisting a rest.
Credit to u/tooshiftyforyou
Officer: Sir, why are you carrying pillows?
Because I’m resisting a rest.
When you hit the pillow to go to sleep
It's like a portal to another REM.
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions
As a journalist I only sleep on corduroy pillows.
That way I always wake up with headlines ☝🏻
A friend of mine just told me his boyfriend dumped him when he found out he had a Bakugo body pillow!!
"WHAT!?!?!" I cried, "THAT GUY IS UNBEWEEBABLE!!!"
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight...
Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.
stolen from r/jokes. Credit to
u/shopcounterwill. I don’t know how to link or tag stuff on Reddit
Edit: apparently I do. Haha
I wrote an article on pillows
It was really just a fluff piece
My wife bought 9 pillows for our bed claiming it's a necessary aesthetic
But I think it's unnecessary fluff.
What pillow set do the church organist and his wife have?
My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows
What a weird thing to lye about
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases?
They've been making head lines!
Corduroy pillow cases are back in the news.
They’re making all the headlines.
Back in college I was so poor I used a bag of chips for a pillow.
What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out
I got rid of all my pillows and now I sleep better than ever
Roasted my pillow today
It was quite some discussion
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?
They are making some headlines
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It’s really making headlines.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight
Unless you are prepared to face the reaper cushions.
Never start a pillow fight with Death...
...unless you're sure you can handle the Reaper cushions.
Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow?
It's been making headlines
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?
Have you heard of the new corduroy pillows?
They are really making some headlines.
Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?
If you get into a pillow fight with death...
Be prepared for the reaper cushions.
Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows?!
They're making headlines.
Never challenge Death to a pillow
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?!?
They are making headlines!!!
Never challenge death to a pillow fight
Unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions
Haven't you heard about the corduroy pillows?
They are making all the headlines...
Hear about the new corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines everywhere.
Never have a pillow fight with Death.
Unless you're ready to handle those reaper cushions.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?
It's been making headlines
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight
Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
I challenged Death to a pillow fight.
Now I have to face the reaper cushions.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight....
Otherwise you'll face reaper cushions
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