My wife got bit.

My wife was showing me that she got bit by something, on her thigh and on her shoulder. I told her I got bit too, while pulling up my shirt.

"By the love bug."

She just turned away from me.

I walked up behind her, and whispered in her ear:

"Those are ant bites on you. You know why they bit you? Because you're so sweet."

I think she hurt her neck with how hard she rolled her eyes, and I've already got my pillow and blankets on the couch.

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📅︎ Nov 06 2015
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