Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover up their butt quacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bones82
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Why searching for goose feathers is impossible?

Because you need to look up down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Culnac
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What weighs more 10 pounds of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers?

Feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoesMemories
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My wife tried to buy an exotic snake on line. When the package arrived, it only contained feather scarves.

Looks like, the boa cons tricked her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."

I said, "Your son must look very strange."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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What side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Been coughing up black feathers a lot recently.

The doctors think I might have Corvid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuxleyWins
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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What has six legs and feathers?

the Three Musketeers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChangeNew389
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover up its buttQUACK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iAmExisting69420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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What do you call a tree that has feathers instead of leaves?

A Poultry. πŸ˜„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WildRiceParadise
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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People say feathers are light.

But I don't see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?

Down Under wear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...

She wants me to simmer down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Saw this on a veterinarian billboard: Ducks have feathers...

...to hide their buttquacks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DitMasterGoGo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call a chicken without feathers?

Bald. (Told by my 7 year old Son)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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A pound of bricks weighs more than a pound of feathers

In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Apparently crows have 16 pinion feathers and ravens have 17.

So I guess the difference is a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.

The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.

So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover up their butt quacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandmasGenitals
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Why does a duck have tail-feathers?

To cover it’s buttquack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their buttquacks.

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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueenOfTonga
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Why do birds have tail feathers?

To cover their buttquacks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnoozySammy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Why do ducks have feathers??

To cover up their butt qwack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBrothaScott
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover it's butt quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunnySideUp145
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

A ton of feathers. You have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruebensrun1724
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What side of the chicken has the most feathers?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CALAZ1986
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sugarmonkeywife
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover it’s butt-quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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which side of a bird has the most feathers?

the outside

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Which side does a chicken have the most feathers on?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinnafury03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Which weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers?

The feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their quacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeaderRing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Njvdwesth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big-boodyjudy69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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On which side do chickens have the most feathers...

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Njvdwesth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover up their butt quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their buttquack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldSweep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barelysentient-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover its butt quack

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowlingForPennies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?

Feathers, because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerogivin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Ducks have feathers so they can cover their

butt quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeffyboi6969
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover his butt quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Which side of a chicken has more feathers?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azeedx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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