My son wants a porcupine with no quills as a pet, but I refused.

I said, β€œThat seems pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My son wants a porcupine with no quills as a house pet.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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We went to the pet store, and now my son wants a porcupine with no quills.

I said, β€œThat’s .....completely pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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People who still use a quill pen to write are write wing people.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Why did Shakespeare use quills to write?

Because pencils confused him. 2B or not 2B, that was his question.

//stolen off facebook//

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppoong
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I took my kid to the pet store, and now he wants to get a porcupine who lost all its quills.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I took my son to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine that had lost all its quills.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.

My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."

I've never been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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My kid and I went to the pet store, and now he wants a pet porcupine with no quills.

I told him, β€œThat’s pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Spain surprised the world by taking a stand by banning pens and enforcing the use of quills for handwriting.

No one expected the Spanish Ink Position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Penjamin Franklin
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What is a Porcupine's favorite thing to do on date night?

Netflix and Quill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What is the most popular porcupine hobby?

Quill-ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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If you can't find your pens or pencils and you really need to write something down remember that old saying...

Where there's a quill there's a way.

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What do you give a porcupine when he has the flu?

NyQuill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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At the zoo with wife and kids...

Me: You know, they say porcupines are one of the smartest animals on Earth.
Wife/kids: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, science has proven that they're pretty sharp.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2015
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What does a porcupine do to someone it doesn't like?

It quills them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagDuff22
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What did Shakespeare say when he finished writing his first rap song?

My quill made it

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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You know what a porcupine's favorite sandwich is, don't you?

Quilled cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blumer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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Dropped this at work the other day

This "Australian entrepreneur" followed my startup company on Twitter the other day. His name on Twitter is Mike Quill. My coworkers were very excited. I told them, "Don't get too excited. Do we know if this is a real person? Mike Quill may just be a pen name."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delusional_golfer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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My son wants a porcupine without quills as a house pet.

I said, β€œThat’s completely pointless.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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