Quills Puns

I said, “That seems pointless.”

Because pencils confused him. 2B or not 2B, that was his question.

//stolen off facebook//

My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."

I've never been so proud.

No one expected the Spanish Ink Position.

Netflix and Quill.

Quill-ting

Where there's a quill there's a way.

NyQuill

Me: You know, they say porcupines are one of the smartest animals on Earth.
Wife/kids: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, science has proven that they're pretty sharp.

It quills them

My quill made it

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

Quilled cheese.

This "Australian entrepreneur" followed my startup company on Twitter the other day. His name on Twitter is Mike Quill. My coworkers were very excited. I told them, "Don't get too excited. Do we know if this is a real person? Mike Quill may just be a pen name."

I said, “That’s completely pointless.”

I said, “That’s .....completely pointless.”

I said, “That’s completely pointless.”

I said, “That’s completely pointless.”

I said, “That’s completely pointless.”

I told him, “That’s pointless.”