I've just finished writing a book about using stairs...

It's a step by step guide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay.

So, I gave her 2 pictures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1biglebowski
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine

She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotcheetopuffs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?

Non-binary people will be able to understand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tranz-geek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What type of writing is "The Raven?"

An Edgar Allen Poem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...

It's only a draft at the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Dad, I need help writing a sentence using the word "irony."

Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavyduty1930
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Was checking my son's essay about the countryside and saw he kept writing the word 'hll'. So I told him to never forget...

The hills have 'i's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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I like writing my name in cursive.

It’s my signature move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I’m writing a song about how much I love seesaws.

It’s called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I'm writing about all the things I should do before I die

It's my oughtobiography

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-nony-mouse33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.

It's called, "Prose and Cons".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What type of writing makes everyone laugh?

arTICKLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctColorados
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.

I'm calling it Cling Rap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FBI_Official_Acct
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...

It's a regular penacea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I've been writing a series of books about decibels...

I'm currently on volume 5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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β€œOfficer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”

Cop: it’s a .....moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I recently started writing a mystery novel....

Or did I?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krigito
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!

EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices

It's about thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenofire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"

But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Over here writing my memeoir
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattloKei
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call the second best writing utencil that is the last of its kind?

The penultimate, ultimate pen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kernrivers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I saw a wooden post with writing on it today.

Must be a sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?

Because it had received a ghost card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:

What does the mean mean mean?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it didn't work.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Elvis_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.

It’s a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celesteallover
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I’m writing a Spanish song about how I dance more than anyone.

I call it β€œBailamost”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What is a witch's favorite method of writing

Cursive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikuSama39
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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school has really reminded me of english classes and writing a bunch of these
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattybanatty
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I finished writing my tortilla joke

That's a wrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banks987
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Dry beef has terrible hand writing.

It’s very jerky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chappie167
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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A bit startled, I asked, "Officer, why are you crying while writing me my ticket?” He sighed...

"It’s a moving violation!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I’ve been writing a book on weight loss.

I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I've been stuck in lock down so long I've started writing myself letters

Dear, me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFr1nk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.

They loved chalk lit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldeagle77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?

A typewriter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.

Sea son's greetings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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My english teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.

I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonxmochi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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After 10 years of writing, I finally finished my novel, Chronology.

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...

It's a step by step guide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLASHsixx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Me: Officer, why are you crying while writing me a ticket?

Cop: It’s such a moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes

It's only a draft at the moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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β€œOfficer, are you crying while you are writing me a ticket?”

Cop: It’s a...moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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β€œOfficer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”

Cop: Yes. It’s quite a moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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