I've just finished writing a book about using stairs...

It's a step by step guide.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay.

So, I gave her 2 pictures.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1biglebowski
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My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine

She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotcheetopuffs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2020
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What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?

Non-binary people will be able to understand it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tranz-geek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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What type of writing is "The Raven?"

An Edgar Allen Poem.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2021
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I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...

It's only a draft at the moment.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Dad, I need help writing a sentence using the word "irony."

Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heavyduty1930
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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Was checking my son's essay about the countryside and saw he kept writing the word 'hll'. So I told him to never forget...

The hills have 'i's.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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I like writing my name in cursive.

It’s my signature move.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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I’m writing a song about how much I love seesaws.

It’s called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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I'm writing about all the things I should do before I die

It's my oughtobiography

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a-nony-mouse33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.

It's called, "Prose and Cons".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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What type of writing makes everyone laugh?

arTICKLE

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OctColorados
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2020
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I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.

I'm calling it Cling Rap.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FBI_Official_Acct
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2020
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My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...

It's a regular penacea!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2020
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I've been writing a series of books about decibels...

I'm currently on volume 5

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2020
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β€œOfficer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”

Cop: it’s a .....moving violation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2020
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I recently started writing a mystery novel....

Or did I?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2020
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We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-

2021

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/krigito
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!

EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2020
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I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices

It's about thyme

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zenofire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"

But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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Over here writing my memeoir
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MattloKei
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call the second best writing utencil that is the last of its kind?

The penultimate, ultimate pen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kernrivers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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I saw a wooden post with writing on it today.

Must be a sign.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?

Because it had received a ghost card

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2020
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A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:

What does the mean mean mean?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it didn't work.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fat_Elvis_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2020
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Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.

It’s a play on words.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/celesteallover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2020
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I’m writing a Spanish song about how I dance more than anyone.

I call it β€œBailamost”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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What is a witch's favorite method of writing

Cursive

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MikuSama39
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2020
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school has really reminded me of english classes and writing a bunch of these
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattybanatty
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2020
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I finished writing my tortilla joke

That's a wrap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/banks987
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2020
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Dry beef has terrible hand writing.

It’s very jerky.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chappie167
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2020
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A bit startled, I asked, "Officer, why are you crying while writing me my ticket?” He sighed...

"It’s a moving violation!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2020
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I’ve been writing a book on weight loss.

I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2020
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I've been stuck in lock down so long I've started writing myself letters

Dear, me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheFr1nk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.

They loved chalk lit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Baldeagle77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?

A typewriter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2020
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Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.

Sea son's greetings.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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My english teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.

I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moonxmochi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2020
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After 10 years of writing, I finally finished my novel, Chronology.

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2020
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I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...

It's a step by step guide.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FLASHsixx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Me: Officer, why are you crying while writing me a ticket?

Cop: It’s such a moving violation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes

It's only a draft at the moment

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2020
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β€œOfficer, are you crying while you are writing me a ticket?”

Cop: It’s a...moving violation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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β€œOfficer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”

Cop: Yes. It’s quite a moving violation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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