Writing Utensil Puns

A list of puns related to "Writing Utensil"

Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.

They loved chalk lit.

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👤︎ u/Baldeagle77
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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Which type of writing utensil do most people prefer?

Depens

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👤︎ u/Hephsters
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Where do lead based writing utensils come from?

PENCILvania

Courtesy of my son, age 10

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👤︎ u/dannygumballs
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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Someone stuck a writing utensil on my chair

It was really a pen in my ass

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👤︎ u/Dasamont
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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