We draw puns for each other daily.
I draw puns and make friends guess them. Thought r/puns might like them too. Post your guess in the comments!
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Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
This is where I draw the line...
I had a cop draw a gun on me once
He just pulled out a sharpie and started drawing all over me. I could not for the life of me figure out why, but it was very unprofessional
I once dated a phlebotomist whom, when she tried to draw my blood, said "Be positive."
It was then I realized, she wasn't my type.
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
How to draw stairs (step by step)
The answer is in the title.
My wife came home from work stressed out from her day. I asked her how I could help, she asked me to draw her a bath.
I showed her the drawing I made, she replied “that wasn’t really what I had pictured...”
Don’t always draw conclusions
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....
I draw my 8s twice as big as any other number
My boss just can't taller eight it
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
What do you use to draw a toilet?
How to draw a horse in two steps:
- Draw a unicorn.
- Erase his horn.
Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?
They forgot the punchline
Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
But they can still draw a crowd
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.”
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I was playing uno with rick astley,i had a wild draw four,so i said
uno the rules,its time to die
Poos are so hard to draw [OC]
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
A man tells his friend he likes the markers that write thinner because they're easier to draw with
His friend says "you make a fine point."
We get it, you can draw Drew.
Let her draw her own conclusions
My teacher told me to draw what's on my mind
Ever since then, I've been drawing blanks
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
We get it, you can draw Drew.
My wife got me “712 More Things to Draw” for Christmas...
During my time as a PhD student I used to draw stupid puns on the whiteboard. This is one of my favourites.
I used to draw the child cast of the film ET.
I drewdrewbarrymoremoreandmore though.
My partner is having a bad day at work, so I thought I would draw his favorite animal with a cute note.
Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
I learned how to draw an isometric the other day, but it didn’t work out.
I tried coming at it from a different angle, but it looked really sketchy
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon
Whenever my girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon...
2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".
That was the punchline...
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face."
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