Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butterytoast_07
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We get it, you can draw Drew.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
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We get it, you can draw Drew.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
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I learned how to draw an isometric the other day, but it didn’t work out.

I tried coming at it from a different angle, but it looked really sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
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Did you hear about the Lego piece that was 323 feet to a side? It was a huge tourist draw...

People were lined up around the block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.

Boy, was my face red!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Every time I draw a pun I think "Thats it, the dumbest one, yet." I'm always right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvenBetterCool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Was talking to a friend and monks who are pen pals came up. So i had to draw it :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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A silly idea I've had for a while and today seemed like a good day to draw it. imgur.com/a/nJza5
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What do you call it when a rooster draws excrement?

Cock-A-Doodle-Poo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/symbologythere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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It took me an hour to draw an exact 90 degree angle

But I had to get it just right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlutterB16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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I went in for a routine checkup, and they took way too much in the blood draw. I was dizzy, and it was a real pain in the neck...

I'm just not sure about this Dr. Acula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_zensphere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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I was trying to figure out who my favorite sketch artist would be but I think it’s a draw.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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My dad used to draw short, one panel comics all the time, back in the day. This is one of my favorites, I thought it belonged here.

Titled "Assault" http://imgur.com/P8vQXfo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slunkronomicon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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Sorry its been taking so long to draw you this circle

I just haven't been able to get aROUND to it! audible groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPotatoXD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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There was a knight whose job it was to guard other knights while they sleep

But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDianthus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Two artists had an art contest.

It ended in a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What do you call it when you take a drawing of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and turn it into a sculpture?

3-deify

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Sometimes you think of a pun so good, you lactose the self-control to resist drawing it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I had a cop draw a gun on me once

He just pulled out a sharpie and started drawing all over me. I could not for the life of me figure out why, but it was very unprofessional

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I saw a beautiful drawing of a fig last week and I just realised why I haven't been able to stop thinking about it,

It was a fig meant for my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctikavanian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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My family didn't have the appetite for my dessert puns. Please to enjoy!

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?

Gingersnap


Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?

Snickerdoodle


Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?

Shortbread


Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food


Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler


Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska


Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate


Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars


Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?

Fondant


Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?

Sherbet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrefrog25
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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MATH JOKES

I’ll leave out the negative jokes here.

Only the positive ones!

You can tri to stop me,

Adding these together just makes it so much better.

We may be divided because of this,

But not all jokes are made equal,

But y=Mx+b jokes are great, yet at some point we have to draw a line. It’s an especially slippery slope to go down.

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Dad joked by an 81-year-old woman

I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didn’t bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didn’t know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said β€œI think he’s going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, I’m taking him straight to Wal-Mart.”

I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, β€œbut it’s just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_Hooligan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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The competitive painting contest was an abject failure

as it ended in a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I absolutely hate crossing t's

Dotting i's is okay since it's just a dot, but t's are where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshjodalton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Shocking
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Drawing in ballpoint I did at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/El-Rob75
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So Sorry Dad

My 14yo son draws comics every night on a whiteboard of his bedroom door. This is what I saw this morning...

https://i.redd.it/9v550oujd5a51.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alanstanwyk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My friend has this drawing he did on his wall, I thought you guys might enjoy it. imgur.com/L38tp
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Posting one of my daily punny drawings here for the first time, it's a real crapshoot. instagram.com/p/x619p_Gfa…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/guywhodraws
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
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For math lovers and others to
  1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

  2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

  3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

  4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

  5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

  6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

  7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

  8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

  9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.

  10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

  11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

  12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

  13. Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

  14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  15. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

  16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.

  17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

  18. How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

  19. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!

  20. Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

  21. Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InvestWithArihant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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When the person who invented the drawing board couldn't quite get it right, what did he keep going back to?

Basics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carcrusher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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Here's one in spanish

UNO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hormonella
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This dude got really pissed at me for drawing a gun on him today

He said he's seen better and asked me to draw it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidCFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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My cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

It's time to draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otoglomba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I used to do these a lot when I was younger? Do you guys know any more so I can share with my kids?

http://i.imgur.com/1XdScio.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlui
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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Not so much a Dd joke, more a Grand-Dad joke.

When my Mum and her sisters were younger, in an attempt to keep them quiet for half an hour, he told them to sit down next to each other so he could do their portrait. Every now and again he would stop, look up and to ensure he had the correct scale, held out his thumb and squinted a little, then continued.

After half an hour they got restless and said "Are you done yet, let's see".

He turned the drawing pad around to show...a simple sketch of a thumb.

Not a Dad yet, but thankful to have this trick up my sleeve for when I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCaptainOats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo got into a fight..

It ended with a draw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickle_mateo
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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My collection of drawn visual Puns! (X-post from r/funny) m.imgur.com/a/ZaCMe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarquitoE
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2015
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I think my dad comes up with his best material early in the morning. imgur.com/a1mfKTn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schismatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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Two artists had an art contest. How did it end?

It ended in a draw.

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