Why did the woman marry a drawbridge?

It cantilever

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👤︎ u/jwlkr70
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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What do you use to fix a drawbridge?

A pencil.

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👤︎ u/scopinj
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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He would literally stop traffic...

Every time I was in the car with my Dad and he saw a sign that said "Stop Ahead", he would literally stop and look for a head in the road. The same goes for the sign "Drawbridge", he would look around the car for a pencil or pen.

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📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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