Suspension Bridge Puns

A list of puns related to "Suspension Bridge"

Need a funny pun for a bridge name

I'm building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel's Path and Red Hot Road. I'm lame.... Help

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👤︎ u/polker
📅︎ Feb 16 2016
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If a story's climax happened over a river,

Would it be on a suspension bridge?

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Why did the chicken...?

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the Golden Gate Bridge?

He found it to suspenseful.

I randomly made this one up to bug my son. Told it to him in front of several of his friends. The got it. But they didn't like it. I still find it funny.

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👤︎ u/bthar
📅︎ Jul 31 2015
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