I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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The Golden Gate Bridge's new slogan.

The jump of a lifetime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Have you heard the don't need the golden gate bridge any longer?

Because it's already long enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motoman2550
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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It costs around $7 to cross the Golden Gate Bridge, regardless of whether you're a commuter or a tourist.

It takes a toll on everybody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/original_evanator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.

She asked me, β€œWhat are you going to do when you see it?”

I said, β€œLet’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Dad made a joke in San Francisco.

We had finished walking the Golden Gate Bridge and were in our car. I took off my shoes and noticed that my socks had holes in them.

"I didn't know you had religious socks," he said to me.

"What?" I replied.

"You know, because they're holy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Kalawishis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2016
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Why did the chicken...?

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the Golden Gate Bridge?

He found it to suspenseful.

I randomly made this one up to bug my son. Told it to him in front of several of his friends. The got it. But they didn't like it. I still find it funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bthar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2015
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So incredible

So the wife and me were excited to see the golden gate in person. So the wife asks me, "what are we gonna do when we get there?" And I replied, "we'll cross that bridge when we get there"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_AM_AWP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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