Golden Gate Bridge Puns

Because the little moron was a little more on.

The jump of a lifetime.

Because it's already long enough

It takes a toll on everybody.

She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it?”

I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

We had finished walking the Golden Gate Bridge and were in our car. I took off my shoes and noticed that my socks had holes in them.

"I didn't know you had religious socks," he said to me.

"What?" I replied.

"You know, because they're holy."

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the Golden Gate Bridge?

He found it to suspenseful.

I randomly made this one up to bug my son. Told it to him in front of several of his friends. The got it. But they didn't like it. I still find it funny.

So the wife and me were excited to see the golden gate in person. So the wife asks me, "what are we gonna do when we get there?" And I replied, "we'll cross that bridge when we get there"