A list of puns related to "Strait"
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He walked into the police station and yelled "help! I'm on five per cent!" First, a cop punched him. Then, one of them plugged him in to a power bank Suddenly he had reached 100%. It was a miracle They charged him with assault and battery
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Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
Couldn't really pull it off..
Because windows 7, 8, 9
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... they are going to be know as Chris Straits.
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Alaskan fishermen often end up in Russia because they have difficulty keeping their Bering Strait.
They couldnβt get their Bering Strait.
They're in a die-er strait.
They just couldnβt get their Bering Strait.
I saw a giant Turkey so Iran away strait into a sign post and Iraqed myself. I swear this story Israel
Straits.
Use a George Strait jacket.
Me: Am I in trouble?
Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.
Killer whales are known to Orca-strait their hunts
I couldn't get my Bering Strait.
They made me feel like I was in dire straits.
Dad had a joke he would pull on us then any kid we would bring over. He would announce that he was going to demonstrate how to pin a cup of water to the wall. He would get a cup of water and a strait pin then move a chair over by the wall. He would then proceed to get his victim to hold the pin and the water while he climbed on to the chair. "OK, give me the water!". Then he would make a show of picking out a place to pin it. "Now give me the pin." When they step up to hand him the pin.... he threw the water in their face.
Me: "Have you heard that song called 'Christmas Cookies'?"
Dad: "No, who sings it?"
Me: "George Strait."
Dad: "Is he related to George Crooked?"
They just couldnβt get their Bering Strait.
Man: Am I in trouble?
Tax guy: Yes. In Dire Straits.
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