Dire Straits Puns

A list of puns related to "Dire Straits"

Some people love jokes about Dire Straits

But they’re Knopfler me

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👤︎ u/skepticCanary
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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Dire Straits and Chris Rea are getting together. The new group will be called Dire Rea.
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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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If Dire Straits robbed a grocery store, they'd get honey for nothing and chips for free.
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👤︎ u/lol_camis
📅︎ Jun 21 2017
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What do you call an arabic prince who's a Dire Straits fan?

the sultans offspring

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👤︎ u/St_Addi
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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Chris Rhea and Dire Straits are getting together to form a supergroup...

... they are going to be know as Chris Straits.

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👤︎ u/lazlowoodbine
📅︎ Sep 27 2017
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IRS Auditor: For your tax return, you just wrote down “Money for Nothing, Checks for Free??”

Me: Am I in trouble?

Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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I learned to empathize with the homeless by singing Mark Knopfler's ballads

They made me feel like I was in dire straits.

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👤︎ u/Crazy-Cat-Gentleman
📅︎ May 02 2018
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Tax audit guy: It says in your file that you have money for nothing and checks for free.

Man: Am I in trouble?

Tax guy: Yes. In Dire Straits.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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