Mark Knopfler Puns

A list of puns related to "Mark Knopfler"

Just saw Mark Knopfler walking down the Road...

He was carrying a 19th century French masterpiece under his arm and a cage with 2 baby birds in his hand.

I asked how much they were and he said, "I got my Monet for nothing and the Chicks for free".

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👤︎ u/adfunk101
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant

He's calling it Wok of Life

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👤︎ u/canyonstom
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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I learned to empathize with the homeless by singing Mark Knopfler's ballads

They made me feel like I was in dire straits.

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👤︎ u/Crazy-Cat-Gentleman
📅︎ May 02 2018
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Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant

He's calling it Wok of Life

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👤︎ u/canyonstom
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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