Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill

Itโ€™s a little fit bunny

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cheifsup
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19 2021
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Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce

Heโ€™s more of a Rocket Man.

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I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....

"It's a little bit runny".

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27 2020
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TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"

He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21 2020
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Whatโ€™s Elton Johns favourite beer?

Amstel standing! (Yeah Yeah Yeah!)

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Elton John doesnโ€™t always get high as a kite...

But when he does itโ€™s zero hour 9 am

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23 2020
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I wrote a joke about Elton John

Itโ€™s a little bit funny.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25 2019
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Couldnโ€™t find my seat at the Elton John concert

Iโ€™m still standing

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kah0303
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19 2019
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Have you heard about Elton Johnโ€™s new comedy tour?

Itโ€™s a little bit funny...

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07 2019
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Teenage daughter asked "When is that new Elton John movie coming out?"

I replied "I think it's gonna be a long, long time"

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I was watching the news with my son and they said that Elton John has put on so much weight recently, he will have to have pants made specially for him...

I chuckled and said, "So now he'll sing, 'Goodbye normal jeans'!"

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Why doesn't Elton John like kale?

Because he's a rocketman!

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Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?

...'cos he's a ROCKET MAN...

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26 2019
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Elton John doesnโ€™t like iceberg lettuce..

Heโ€™s more of a rocket man

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kah0303
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20 2019
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My friend said that theyโ€™re gonna meet Elton John soonโ€ฆ

But I think itโ€™s gonna be a long long time

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16 2019
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I wrote a joke about Elton John.

Itโ€™s a little bit funny.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14 2018
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Iโ€™ve written a joke about Elton John.

Itโ€™s a little bit funny.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Budmort
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17 2018
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I wrote a joke about Elton John.

It's a little bit funny...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mudpucket1969
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 27 2018
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I've written a joke about Elton John

It's a little bit funny

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