The Scaffold Puns

A list of puns related to "The Scaffold"

I had to take down some scaffold that was in the way at work.

It held me up long enough.

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👤︎ u/varukasalt
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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A man walks down the street carrying a piece of scaffolding on his shoulder....

A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"

So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"

(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)

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👤︎ u/clarknova77
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Should we use scaffolding?

Worker #1: "Should we use scaffolding or should we use some other means to access the higher portions of the structure."

Worker #2: "It should be the latter."

Worker #1: "Agreed. I'll get it off the truck."

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👤︎ u/disconformity
📅︎ May 18 2018
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