Bcz of pier pressure
Kermitting suicide.
It was riveting.
I just can't get over them
He couldn’t get over it.
The ones that were down under.
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
I just can’t get over them
It’s very windy so the big one falls off, the little one manages to make it across only because he was a little moron (more on)
Q: how do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
A: first open the door next put the giraffe in
Q: how do you put an elephant in the fridge?
A: open the fridge take the giraffe out and put the elephant in there instead
Q: the king lion called a meeting with all the animals in the kingdom, one animal didn't come who was it?
A: it was the elephant because he was still in the fridge
Q: You need to cross a crocodile infested river but there is no bridge how do you get across?
A: you swim across the crocodiles are still at the meeting
It’s all overhead
Naval Bridge.
"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."
That took a toll!
Until they started using examples from foreign countries. That's a bridge too far for me.
It's called Bridge Over Troubled Water.
It was very civil engineering…
Before boarding the plane, he threw some salt off the flight bridge
After they landed, he tossed some paprika
On the next leg, some nutmeg and a pinch of cumin.
The flight crew saw the combination, there was only one conclusion they could make...
He was a seasoned traveler
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
It really takes a toll.
It takes a lot of truss
He has to get to the other side of the canal but can't seem to find a bridge. On the other side he sees someone walking his dog. How do I get to the opposite side? He shouts. You already are the man responds.
A civil engineer
Because the little moron was a little more on.
Tequila
Would have been ok if viaduct.
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
The sign said Draw bridge.
...They ride the Troll-ey.
Me: Did she push you off of a Parisian bridge?
Wife: 🤦♀️
Surely it's just water under the bridge by now?
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
I just can’t get over them.
