Wanna hear a construction joke?

I’m still working on it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddysbrat18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What’s a construction workers favorite song?

Running With The Level!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendaryBroku
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I have a joke about construction...

But I’m still working on it.

Happy Cake Day to me. Hope y’all have a great day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wardenclyffe5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Police report says someone was stealing rockwool from a construction site downtown.

Turns out it was an isolated incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reddnvb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I was having an argument about construction with someone on reddit.

He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.

I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.

He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction

I guess you could call it a repost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReHawse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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A construction worker goes to a fancy restaurant and his a dress code problem.

The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:

Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.

The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.

Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.

The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.

Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.

The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.

Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.

Just don't try to start something....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinnieTheEeyore
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Did you hear about the near sighted construction worker who lost his glasses?

He really fell into his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I didn't know my dad stole from construction sites, but...

When I got home, all the signs were there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/studentadvisor101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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If plumbers have plumbers crack what do construction workers have?

Asphalt (My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else πŸ˜‚)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterGriimm
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Would you like to hear a construction joke?

[Yes]Β  Well I’m still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditman111
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...

Men are now working around the clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...

...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Soon just got me without this one: "Hey Dad, want to hear a construction joke?"

Give me a second I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wheezy360
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Big Ben Currently Under Construction (From r/funny)
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I watched a show about construction

It was riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adorm_Snormp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Did you hear about the new dating site that matches women up with construction workers?

It's called Studfinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VomitingPotato
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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How does construction workers party ?

They raise the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masprocas
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Construction Dadjoke: Our Sewage Treatment Plant supplier is missing

In his last email he said "I remain at your disposal for any concerns".

Couldn't find him there this morning. I hope he's ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrei178
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.

It was the very first pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What was that joke I was going to say about construction?

Man, I gotta work on that...

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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I couldn’t believe my son when he said he got fired from a road construction company for theft.

But, when I got home all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Para__Digm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I was helping my dad with construction he told me to get the hammer but I accidentally gave him the drill

He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoIsPharoah17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Which country is best at construction?

U-crane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Did you go to the construction party?

We raised the roof.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Two detectives were investigating a murder at a construction site

The evidence wasn't concrete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Bricks are the happiest construction materials.

They're always getting laid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My dad and I are walking around Munich and I point out all the construction.

True story, he says, β€œThe crane business must be booming.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatranger974
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Did you hear about the construction workers that got sick?

They’re dealing with it asbestos they can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GangreneMachine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I have a joke about construction

I would tell you but I’m still working on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I've got a great joke about construction,

But I'm still working on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AxtonGTV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Want to hear my joke about construction?

Never mind, I’m still working on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boi771
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Do you wanna hear a joke about construction

Never mind I’m still working on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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You wanna hear a joke about construction

Nevermind I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julius1506
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I've got a great joke about construction

but I'm still working on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Have you heard the joke about construction?

Ah, I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wendru
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I have a joke about construction.

I'm working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebekhaG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Want to hear a joke about Construction?

I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojoboy389
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Want to hear a construction joke?

Sorry I am still working on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I've got a great joke about construction

But I'm still working on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lacsantos91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I’m still working on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreT_NY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I had a joke about construction...

...but I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breadwalsushi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about construction?

Wait, I’m still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conditackler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I’m still working on it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnson1822
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benjamingur9
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nevermind...I'm still working on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpepSGaming
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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