What manufacturing plant produces everything?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Iβm thinking of starting an innovative condom manufacturing company.
Decided to call it Lay Techs.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I've been thinking about manufacturing kitchen surfaces...
...but it seems counterproductive
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︎ Mar 31 2020
I want to start an automobile manufacturing company called "Huff"
So customers at the dealerships can leave in a Huff.
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︎ May 12 2020
Why should you never work for a window manufacturing company?
The job is a pane in the glass
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Why is it easy to make money out of manufacturing rulers?
Because of the economies of scale.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
One person died during the manufacturing of the world's largest lenses.
He fell into the vat of molten optical glass and made a spectacle of himself.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
One day, I hope to open a door manufacturing and installation company.
It will be called mordor.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
The happy couple met at a seatbelt manufacturing convention. Somehow they just clicked.
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︎ Oct 01 2018
Iβm starting a company called βOneβ which will specialize in manufacturing bedside furniture.
Soon you too can have a One Nightstand
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︎ Jan 28 2018
I have a lot of jokes about dollar manufacturing companies
But none of them make sense
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︎ Oct 13 2018
My son asked me to describe the pretty decent manufacturing plant I work at
I told him it was a satisfactory.
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︎ May 25 2018
Why did the number of hospital visits quadruple after China started manufacturing glassware?
Because they make bad tempered glass.
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︎ May 12 2012
Where do they manufacture noses?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Whats a cats favorite gun manufacturer?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
How is a shoddy furniture manufacturer like a bag of prunes?
They both create loose stools.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I wasn't impressed with the ketchup manufacturer's market research.
They had terrible sauces.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...
All I did was take a day off...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.
He didnβt want to make a spectacle.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I managed to manufacture a playable vinyl disc in 2 mins
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Where did they manufacture smells back in the day?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Which country manufactures ties?
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︎ May 21 2020
Watch manufacturer quality assurance checklist
- Does the big hand move clockwise?
Tick.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
A German car manufacturer walks into a saloon
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What industry is shadier than people realize?
Umbrella Manufacturing.
Courtesy of r/AskReddit
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I decided against a demonstration on how glasses are manufactured.
I realised it would make a spectacle
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︎ Jan 06 2020
You canβt just manufacture a dad joke out of thin air!
Iβd at least need my tool box.
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︎ May 31 2020
Ventilation manufacturer for my school called βXpelairβ
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︎ Jan 09 2020
My girlfriend had OCD and so she likes to organize the plates by the year they were manufactured. Itβs a really rare dish order.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Where are average things manufactured?
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What did the textiles manufacturer throw through his competitorβs window?
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︎ Apr 17 2019
The jury decided quickly on the court case against the manufacturer of faulty windows...
It was an open and shut case
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︎ Jan 09 2019
I got an incredible deal on some pens that were manufactured in Peru!
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︎ Jul 18 2018
Everyone seems to be jealous of my job as a pillow manufacturer
I guess it is a pretty cushy job!
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︎ Feb 02 2019
I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They canβt find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. Itβs just a lot to handle.
Sorry for the Saab story.
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︎ Aug 04 2017
90s Eurodance group Technotronic recently bought a factory that manufactures all types of fruit preserves
However, there was an issue with getting the preserves into the packaging phase as the manufacturing plant was downstairs and the bottling machinery was upstairs.
After carefully reviewing the process, the group settled on a solution.
They decided to Pump Up The Jam.
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︎ Aug 01 2018
One day, I plan to open a door manufacturing and installation company
It will be called More Door!
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︎ Jun 11 2018
My friend quietly quit his job as a eye glass manufacturer.
He didnβt want to make a spectacle.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?
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︎ Aug 10 2019
My friend decided to quietly retire from his job as a eye glass manufacturer.
He didnβt want to make a spectacle.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
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