What manufacturing plant produces everything?
I’m thinking of starting an innovative condom manufacturing company.
Decided to call it Lay Techs.
I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
I've been thinking about manufacturing kitchen surfaces...
...but it seems counterproductive
I want to start an automobile manufacturing company called "Huff"
So customers at the dealerships can leave in a Huff.
Why should you never work for a window manufacturing company?
The job is a pane in the glass
Why is it easy to make money out of manufacturing rulers?
Because of the economies of scale.
One person died during the manufacturing of the world's largest lenses.
He fell into the vat of molten optical glass and made a spectacle of himself.
One day, I hope to open a door manufacturing and installation company.
It will be called mordor.
The happy couple met at a seatbelt manufacturing convention. Somehow they just clicked.
I’m starting a company called “One” which will specialize in manufacturing bedside furniture.
Soon you too can have a One Nightstand
I have a lot of jokes about dollar manufacturing companies
But none of them make sense
My son asked me to describe the pretty decent manufacturing plant I work at
I told him it was a satisfactory.
Why did the number of hospital visits quadruple after China started manufacturing glassware?
Because they make bad tempered glass.
Where do they manufacture noses?
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
Whats a cats favorite gun manufacturer?
How is a shoddy furniture manufacturer like a bag of prunes?
They both create loose stools.
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
I wasn't impressed with the ketchup manufacturer's market research.
They had terrible sauces.
Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?
I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...
All I did was take a day off...
My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?
I managed to manufacture a playable vinyl disc in 2 mins
Where did they manufacture smells back in the day?
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
Which country manufactures ties?
Watch manufacturer quality assurance checklist
- Does the big hand move clockwise?
Tick.
A German car manufacturer walks into a saloon
What industry is shadier than people realize?
Umbrella Manufacturing.
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I decided against a demonstration on how glasses are manufactured.
I realised it would make a spectacle
You can’t just manufacture a dad joke out of thin air!
I’d at least need my tool box.
Ventilation manufacturer for my school called “Xpelair”
My girlfriend had OCD and so she likes to organize the plates by the year they were manufactured. It’s a really rare dish order.
A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the textiles manufacturer throw through his competitor’s window?
The jury decided quickly on the court case against the manufacturer of faulty windows...
It was an open and shut case
I got an incredible deal on some pens that were manufactured in Peru!
Everyone seems to be jealous of my job as a pillow manufacturer
I guess it is a pretty cushy job!
I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.
Sorry for the Saab story.
90s Eurodance group Technotronic recently bought a factory that manufactures all types of fruit preserves
However, there was an issue with getting the preserves into the packaging phase as the manufacturing plant was downstairs and the bottling machinery was upstairs.
After carefully reviewing the process, the group settled on a solution.
They decided to Pump Up The Jam.
One day, I plan to open a door manufacturing and installation company
It will be called More Door!
My friend quietly quit his job as a eye glass manufacturer.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?
My friend decided to quietly retire from his job as a eye glass manufacturer.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
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