How is a shoddy furniture manufacturer like a bag of prunes?
They both create loose stools.
I wasn't impressed with the ketchup manufacturer's market research.
They had terrible sauces.
I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...
All I did was take a day off...
My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?
TEQUILA
Watch manufacturer quality assurance checklist
- Does the big hand move clockwise?
Tick.
Ventilation manufacturer for my school called “Xpelair”
A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?
“Ribbit.”
What did the textiles manufacturer throw through his competitor’s window?
A fabric
I went to the doctors the other day. I walked in a said to the doctor "I think I'm addicted to Spanish car manufacturers!"
He said "OK take a SEAT"
The jury decided quickly on the court case against the manufacturer of faulty windows...
It was an open and shut case
I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.
Sorry for the Saab story.
Everyone seems to be jealous of my job as a pillow manufacturer
I guess it is a pretty cushy job!
My white noise machine broke tonight, so I called the manufacturer...
They gave me pretty sound advice.
What's Scandinavia's most successful vehicle manufacturer.......?
.....Fjord.....
So the Rolling Stones lead singer is planning to merge a fast food chain with a car manufacturer.
He's calling it McJaguar.
I used to work for a small clothing manufacturer where everyone knew each other
It was a tight knit group
Soda manufacturers should have their own country.
Because of the Carbon Nation.
To the tired window manufacturer who let me touch your finished product...
I feel your pane.
What do soda/pop manufacturers go to college for?
Fizzyology
I bought some gator-skin boots on clearance because of a manufacturer's defect.
They have a reptile dysfunction.
Why did the chip manufacturer get arrested?
Assault and Vinegar
My friend quietly quit his job as a eye glass manufacturer.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?
Rib it.
My friend decided to quietly retire from his job as a eye glass manufacturer.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
