A German car manufacturer walks into a saloon

Audi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatTrap79
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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Ventilation manufacturer for my school called β€œXpelair”
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Have you guys heard the tale of the Swedish car manufacturer?

It's a Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPenishood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?

β€œRibbit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smacksmackums
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I went to the doctors the other day. I walked in a said to the doctor "I think I'm addicted to Spanish car manufacturers!"

He said "OK take a SEAT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingofxanth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eachard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What did the textiles manufacturer throw through his competitor’s window?

A fabric

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigIronOntheHip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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My friend quietly quit his job as a eye glass manufacturer.

He didn’t want to make a spectacle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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My friend decided to quietly retire from his job as a eye glass manufacturer.

He didn’t want to make a spectacle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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The jury decided quickly on the court case against the manufacturer of faulty windows...

It was an open and shut case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Everyone seems to be jealous of my job as a pillow manufacturer

I guess it is a pretty cushy job!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mavfive
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.

Sorry for the Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tx_Deception_Tx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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So the Rolling Stones lead singer is planning to merge a fast food chain with a car manufacturer.

He's calling it McJaguar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Soda manufacturers should have their own country.

Because of the Carbon Nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propane13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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My white noise machine broke tonight, so I called the manufacturer...

They gave me pretty sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acedude0369
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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What's Scandinavia's most successful vehicle manufacturer.......?

.....Fjord.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2014
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I used to work for a small clothing manufacturer where everyone knew each other

It was a tight knit group

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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To the tired window manufacturer who let me touch your finished product...

I feel your pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum_buddy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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I bought some gator-skin boots on clearance because of a manufacturer's defect.

They have a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoutPorterAle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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What do soda/pop manufacturers go to college for?

Fizzyology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IONTOP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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Why did the chip manufacturer get arrested?

Assault and Vinegar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dacomputernerd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2015
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