Construction Dadjoke: Our Sewage Treatment Plant supplier is missing

In his last email he said "I remain at your disposal for any concerns".

Couldn't find him there this morning. I hope he's ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrei178
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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My Dad works for a welding supplier, so heres his welding dad joke

A guy was cutting with an acetylene torch when suddenly there is a break in the line. The acetelyne starts shooting up his arm and a stray spark ignites it. His arm bursts into flame. He starts running around the shop waving his arm around while it's on fire until someone hits him with the fire extinguisher.

After the fire is out and the EMT's arrive, the police are there taking statements from the witnesses. When the officer finishes this, he pulls out his handcuffs, goes over to the burned guy on the ground, pushes the EMT out of the way, and arrests the burned guy.

When he brings the guy to the station, the chief asks him why he arrested this guy when he clearly needs medical attention. The officer responded by saying "He was waving a firearm in public"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Better_Devil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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β€ͺI called my bad supplier and said...‬

What’s up liar?‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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When I grow up, I want to be the world’s largest supplier of neodymium.

That way, I can be a magnet magnate.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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At the local gas supplier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatloop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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The troop's previous supplier of clown shoes had gone out of business (thanks <insert disliked president here>!).

To find another so quickly was no small "feet".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Supplier asked me if I have the stuff... I told him I got it. imgur.com/mSmpcQ1
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Our hardware suppliers really screwed this one up... imgur.com/gallery/CVTQL/n…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ubernoobinator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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Guys, I only have one can of tuna left. But it's all right imgur.com/gallery/Mk30olk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myburgher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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Girlfriend sprung this on me

Me: "One of our suppliers is call Rich O'Nion"

Her: "I've heard he makes you cry..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironchefmilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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