A list of puns related to "Textured"
Guess you could say Iβm feeling a little blue
So you feel write at home.
Itβs quite well known that the Ancient Greeks championed Hummus Texturality
It's a huge relief
Commercial comes on regarding lighter yogurt, not as thick as Greek yogurt.
Sister: I actually like thicker yogurt so it's not as runny.
Dad: Yeah I don't like runny yogurt either. I can never catch up to it.
And he comes up to me one day and says "Hey Undope! I have this new custard I've been working on, and I think it's my best one yet! Would you like to try it?" And with me being a custard connoisseur, I happily agree, so he takes his sample he has on hand and gives it to me.
I take a bite and take my time, slowly judging the textures and flavors I would expect from a well crafted custard. He becomes mortified as a noticeable wince appears on my face and I struggle a little bit to put down the bite I took.
"Oh my gosh!" he cries. "Do you think it's bad!?"
I shake my head no in response, attempting not to hurt my friend's feelings.
"It's not terrible," I reply. "It's just kinda off-putting."
So as soon as I got home, I flopped onto a couch, and slept for an hour or two with my arm under a textured pillow. When I woke up, the texture left the textured markings on my arm. So I showed my brother, and he said βyou have weird sleeping patternsβ.
Bartender says βSure... If you say so. Now please leave.β
Guy says, βNo really I can prove it.β *turns to dog * βDog, what is on top this building?β Dog goes βRoof.β
Bartender says βVery clever. Now Iβll ask you again: will you please leave?β
Guy goes βNo no seriously! Listen to this: Dog, what is the texture of sandpaper?β Dog goes βRuff.β
Bartender says βThis is the last time Iβm going to tell you!β
Guy says βWait wait please. Dog who is the greatest baseball player of all time?β Dog replies βRuthβ
Bartender: βGet out! Iβm calling the authorities!β
Guy and dog leave.
Outside dog turns to guy and says βJeez. Maybe I should have said Barry Bonds.β
It's a nice little place that serves Indian food, and some Canadian stuff, like pizza. We ordered their Hawaiian special, and loved it. I told my wife the texture of the crust lead me to think they used Indian flatbread for it.
She replied "So that is the secret ingredient?"
"Could be," I answered. "But it's naan of your business what their recipe is."
So you feel write at home.
So you feel write at home.
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