Quite a rich pun
A wealthy man who occasionally dabbled in black-market affairs was strolling through town one day. One of his associates came running up to him with some bad news. "Sir, the shipment from Singapore is late" his associate said. "DO NOT talk to me about these affairs in public you fool!" the wealthy man blurted back. "My apologies, sir. Would you prefer to discuss this in your home?" his associate replied. The wealthy man responded "Yes, please speak to me in the manor to which I'm accustomed."
The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?
What do you call a rich clam?
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
**Genie: I will grant you 2 wishes** **Me: I want to be rich.** **Genie: Okay granted, second wish?** **Rich: I'd like loads of money.**
I'm so rich
I don't need to work for the rest of the year
Why are Northern people generally more rich?
Because there are so many snow banks around
What tea do rich people buy?
Why did the rich man fail at baking bread?
He didn’t knead the dough
Why are weathermen always rich?
There is always change in the weather
What do rich people wear on their feet
My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call the rich Russian elite?
A rich man who got sent to jail decided to pay to upgrade his prison cell.
He is now behind gold bars.
How do you know a toddler is rich?
1-800-GET-RICH
If you, or a loved one, wear glasses and are being forced to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.
What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?
A genie grants me 3 wishes. I Ask to be rich.
Genie: what is your 2nd wish rich.
What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?
He's rich.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich.
Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.
My how the stables have turned.
A rich occultist tells his Butler to get him some aged bourbon
He summoned spirits of long ago
I met a homeless man named Rich
Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"
The other responded "Four shore!"
Used to date the rich daughter of a wealthy sausage tycoon.
That spoiled brat was the wurst!
Once upon a time in the jungle...
Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story is… wait for it…
He who lives in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
I don’t think it’s wise to “eat the rich.”
They’re all spoiled rotten.
I met this rude rich guy who wouldn’t stop talking about his mansions.
He’s got some bad manors.
I met this rich, easy-going fingerprints expert.
"Wow," I thought to myself, "This is really a man of the whorl."
Why are blood physicians so rich
What type of teas do rich people drink?
I don't know, but it sure ain't pu'er tea
100 years ago everyone owned a horse but only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Don’t worry if you’re tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...
The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
100 years ago everyone owned horses and only the rich drove cars
These days everyone drives cars and only the rich own horses.
Oh how the stables have turned.
100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
oh how the stables have turned.
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