Copious Puns

The parents and I went to a mexican place for lunch. I got a strawberry daiquiri that they mistakeningly made with copious amounts of tequila.

3/4 of the way through the drink I look over to the corner or the restaurant and say, "Dad! We shouldn't have eaten here. They're molding in the corner!"

Both turn to look, mom groans and hangs her head, a look of understanding, then pride slowly moves across his face.

There was infact, and long piece of wood moulding propped up in the corner of the room.

Used to be addicted to a certain pasta sauce. Would literally eat it every day, in copious amounts. Gave it up about a year ago because it was super unhealthy.

Went back to the store today and decided to get it again.

I guess I'm back on the sauce.

Told this to a friend and got the "groan" it deserved.