29 Hilarious Mr. T Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What is Mr T's favorite month?

April! Fools!

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👤︎ u/FunnyCarp

📅︎ Apr 01 2021

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Did you hear what Mr.T said about the thirsty British impersonators?

I pity the fool who missed their tea!!!

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👤︎ u/likeasirjohn

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.

He was a bit of a wall nut.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz

📅︎ Feb 19 2021

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When the Mrs. could tell I was in the mood, she immediately let me know that tonight wasn’t going to happen.

She said: “Not tonight. Period.”

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👤︎ u/Brian_Cirgury

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...

"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ Oct 15 2020

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I met mr. T and I was very disappointed!

He offered me coffee.

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👤︎ u/SkyNetF1

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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Did you hear Mr T has a vegetarian son?

Herb T.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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Says Mr. T

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👤︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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TIL that Mr. T used to be called Mr. Colton before the surgery.

He got the colon removed

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach

📅︎ Jun 22 2020

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Advisors: Mr president you can't just buy Greenland.!! That's ridiculous! Trump: but then how come

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👤︎ u/jithu97

📅︎ Dec 30 2019

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Hope my "Mr T" mask stops Coronavirus, they were all sold out of "Face" masks.

GTF bot.

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👤︎ u/thomasthetanker

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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What’s the name of Mr. T’s girlfriend?

April, fools

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👤︎ u/NYC_Punisher

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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Why doesn't Mrs Clause like to go outside in spring?

Because of all the rain, dear

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👤︎ u/boboknowsall

📅︎ Dec 05 2019

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Why couldn’t Mr. and Mrs. Witch have babies?

Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.

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👤︎ u/ecmm

📅︎ Sep 25 2019

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Poor Mr. Vinegar, he can’t catch a break.

Every time he turns around, he’s in a pickle!

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👤︎ u/Wutisthis66204

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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Why is Mr. T always busy?

Because he's always in the middle of something.

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👤︎ u/take_XD_care

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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I don't really care about Mr. Cone's opinion

But I think he has a solid point

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👤︎ u/RealComradeMeep

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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What would you call Mr. T if he worked in Accounting?

B.A. BarAbacus

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon

📅︎ Jun 27 2019

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Mr. T is not a fan of Dave Grohl.

In fact, he pities the foo.

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👤︎ u/Coconoose

📅︎ Mar 18 2019

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What did Mr T say on Chinese New Year?

I pity the 福

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👤︎ u/izzydoesizzy

📅︎ Feb 05 2019

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The Mrs didn't appreciated this one

Me: I've really got to stop confusing lord the rings and star wars with each other

Mrs pj-mcshane : how can you confuse the two?!

Me: I don't know. Its just a force of hobbit

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👤︎ u/pjmcshane

📅︎ Jan 18 2015

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Mr. T visited my local Vietnamese restaurant.

I pity the pho.

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👤︎ u/Pumpdawg88

📅︎ Feb 17 2019

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When Mrs. Exclamation told her husband This that she was pregnant with her second set of twins, he was very excited. As had happened with her first twins, the babies looked nothing like their father. He didn't realize it though, and once again she put his name on the birth certificates.

Now This raises more questions.

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👤︎ u/throwaway_2837

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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Mr. T-Shirt