Who is every scientist’s favourite actor?
Which Hollywood actor can tell his car's odometer reading without looking at it?
Nicholas the actor was so heavy…
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
How do you call a first time porn actor?
An actor was writing a letter when he changed from cursive to standard lettering mid-sentence.
He went completely off script.
When I was a poor, struggling actor, I had to take a job getting spanked in a BDSM film just to pay the rent...
...yes, I was really strapped for cash back then.
I was watching Across the Universe and got thinking about how much each actor made
I’m sure Dr. Robert did it pro Bono, though.
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a retired actor’s knife?
What actor looks the best in short?
What do you call an actor with money problems?
What do you call a bad actor?
Hey... Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage!
I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man
Guess they'll need to cast someone.
Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...
I think I’ll call it “Mr. Holland’s Opus”
Why do snipers double as excellent actors?
Which actor has the best nickname?
What's the difference between an actor and a director?
One gets in real trouble, the other in reel trouble.
What do you call a missing Terminator actor?
How do actors move around film sets?
My dad told me he met that famous actor on his walk in the woods.
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
The actor playing Gandalf was enchanting.
I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok.
I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.
From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.
He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.
Why could the actor never read their lines from cue cards?
Because they kept trying to read between the lines
What do you call a film with cows as actors?
My investment in silent actors has really paid off lately.
What do you get when you cross an actor with the sea?
Who is Jon Snow's favourite actor?
Who is the wealthiest actor in the world?
Why did the actor always have messy hair?
He couldn’t get a good part.
TIL that academy award winning actor Bruce Dern was originally a train engineer.
What is the name of the great actor, who also quietly plays an instrument?
Why is it good luck to say 'break a leg' to an actor?
Because every play needs a cast
What do you call a fight between film actors?
Why do we tell actors "to break a leg?"
Because every show has a cast!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because there's always a cast
Why do they tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
An actor I know fell through the floor once.
But it was just a stage he was going through.
Why do we tell actors to"break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast
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