What's the opposite of stand up comedy ?

A sitcom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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I wanted to get tickets to a comedy club until I found out they cost an arm and a leg.

When I found out why I’m glad I didn’t go - the show wasn’t that humerus and the staff was short handed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fladavpam
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A couple of coffee beans were having a comedy show, just between friends...

It was a light roast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cameForTheGum
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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One day, Anne decided to create some pencil and paper art. So she grabbed some of her chopped Terra Cotta and decided to create her art at a comedy club. There,

Anne Drew Diced Clay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I saw a comedy sketch on how people from around the country talk differently.

It was an accent piece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ontoforever
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Why did the meat cutter decide against a career in stand-up comedy?

He was afraid he would butcher all the jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Shamelessly stolen from the "Flying Pigs" comedy troop.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I recently found out that noble gasses aren't much for comedy

I tried firing all my best jokes at them, but I just couldn't get a reaction...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that_one_shark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I have achieved comedy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilhewonca
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What do you call a comedy that takes place in multiple decades?

A comedy of eras

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philzang
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Only two things make me forget about all the shit that's going on with my life. Comedy and......

Alzheimer's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aritra_001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I wanted to get some stock for this comedy studio

But most people called it a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimilarThought9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Comedy Routine

So, I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner the other day. It was just gathering dust!

What kind of bagel can fly? A plane one!

I went to a graveyard the other day, it was really crowded. I figure people are dying to get in.

Didja hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize!

What do you call a pointless pachyderm? An Irrelepahnt!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

Ever hear about the restaurant on the moon? No atmosphere at all.

And to end it all: "I bet if I gave you some thyme you could mustard a response to this complete a-salt on language, but for now we're just beefing around!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WyvernLord123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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My wife asked me, β€œDo you hate all romantic comedies?”

I said, β€œNo. I love Love Actually actually.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomboxblam
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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why did the FedEx driver decide to get into standup comedy as a fallback?

all his friends told him he was really good at delivery

i came up with this myself and im kinda proud ngl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacksonCM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early

The humor was too lowbrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I went to a comedy and phylosophy convention

Laughed more than I thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruimnf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Iraqi comedy club...

Badgag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...

jokes on me i guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heyitsjakson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I think about this way too much but I think it's comedy gold!

Mother in law to sister in law: why aren't you in pennsylvania this week

Me: because she's here at the table with us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunnitt625
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I wore a diaper to the comedy show

Just for shits and giggles

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I did my first comedy gig in a fertility clinic.

I got a standing ovulation.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Part 2 of Sattire comedy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomboxblam
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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If L’il Wayne did comedy...

Would we call him... LOL Wayne?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cocomaybechanel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My "bathroom humor" comedy routine was a failure ...

I couldn't get a single laugh from the guys in the other urinal stalls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.

The joke neverlands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_pun_man_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do you call a comedy performance done by a paraplegic?

I don’t know, but it’s not stand up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mom2israel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Comedy gold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yorkshireboii156
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I wasn't invited to perform on the annual mushroom stand-up comedy show

I guess they must have realized I'm not a fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abaght
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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sattire comedy part 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomboxblam
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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You are watching a stand-up comedy and suddenly the comedian sits down

Its a sitcom now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muddubooboo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Why didn't the Egg go to the Comedy festival?

He heard that the comics had the crowds cracking up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuffy_tentpeg
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I once tried to start a comedy career by telling jokes about my days as a pilot.

Sadly, I could never get my jokes to land, and just kept crashing and burning on stage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
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This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capitolpuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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The best form of comedy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jafopwoo
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Pro Tip: If you have a gashed wound, it is cheaper to go to a comedy club than the emergency room.

You just pay the cover charge and they'll have you in stitches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cozykinkajou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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My friend decided to do stand up comedy in a cemetery

It was a grave mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayyyyysdf165
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Never go to a doctor who does standup comedy on the side.

He'll leave you in stitches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prendrefeu
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I really want to see Patrick Warburton do a stand-up comedy act where he just reads dad jokes.

That shit would be Kronk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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ha ha ha, classic comedy
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What do you call a fetus who's destined for comedy?

An inside joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyounot--
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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C3PO is Comedy Gold!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bored-Hoarder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I tell everyone that I hate all romantic comedies, but that is a lie.

I love Love Actually actually.

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