Clowning around!
My dad once asked me why we dont eat Clowns. I looked at him like he was growing horns out of his head and thought about pennywise and cotton candy...for some reason. After a moment of staring I noticed the slight grin forming on his face so I obliged and said I dont know...
He replied
Because they taste funny!
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Clowning around
My 7yr old was in a parade last night and along with a bunch of candy, came home with a picture/buisness card for a local clown. This morning he was looking for it.
"Dad where is my clown picture?"
"Look in the bathroom above the sink" he looks.
"Not there Dad"
"Get your sister, there are two clowns in the picture now" They get halfway to the bathroom before I die laughing and get the" Hey!"
What is a clown fish's favorite artist?
Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?
He had a dry sense of humor.
Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
Why did the clown hold the door open?
Because it's a nice jester
Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.
It didn't sell very well.
People thought it smelled funny.
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
No one at my party was able to break the clown piñata.
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.
But have you heard about his father who was Joking.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
is that a romantic jester?
Always wanted to be a rodeo clown, but couldn’t because I have stomach problems
At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.
There wasn’t a dry face in the house.
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"
If you boil a clown…
… is it considered laughing stock?
What Kind Of Plastic Does A Clown Use?
My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem
I said, funny you should ask
My friend works as a clown and doesn't earn much money so he spends every cent carefully.
What’s something you question about a clown that farts?
2 snowmen out in a field, one turns to the other and says...
I found out recently that it’s very common for Clowns to suffer from bad necks.
I guess it’s because they always sleep funny.
What do you call an imported clown car?
What was the clown allergic to?
A clown opened up my post today
Why did the clown get arrested?
My friend asked me how many clowns I saw at the carnival today and I said
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
My girlfriend's ex was a clown.
Looks like I've got some pretty big shoes to fill.
I would only kill a clown if my family was about to starve to death.
We either digest the clown, or we die jesting!
Why don't we eat clown meat?
What do you call an eggy clown?
Hold the door open for a clown
A clown held the door open for me
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
I held the door open for a clown
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Two hyenas were eating a clown
One looks at the other and says “does this taste funny to you?”
The other day I held the door open for a clown
A clown held the door open for me today.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One looks at the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Yesterday a clown held the door for me.
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