"Did you hear about the goofball that went to the optometrist? Well he fell into the glass grinder...

...made a real spectacle of himself."

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👤︎ u/fembot__
📅︎ Sep 03 2016
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My fiancée pulled a fast one on me last night while we were talking

Talking about our dog, Baxter, who is deaf, a little clumsy, and a big goofball

Her: You know, maybe he does have some neurological issues.

Me: Maybe. But we wouldn’t know for sure unless we get a CAT-scan, and we’re too poor for that.

Her: Well, in this case it would be a DOG-scan, right?

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👤︎ u/NC0828
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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